Wood & Stred: Home Alone

LMAO!!!!

Whats with all the drunken posts this week. First was me in that other thread (I found out the following day that I accidentally sent a drunken message to all my friends on facebook as well LOL) and now stred. repped.
imo drunken posts generally do not deserve reps, they deserve to be flamed, but either way, it is funny in a way. did you have duck last night stred?
 
clean up day not fun. on another note i think i have alcohol poisoning, i was up all nite spewing and i cant even keep water down.
 
same here lol. that impressed me.

but what if it rains?

lol i really wish they educated north america about the rest of the world, they chance of rain in aus is poor, its one of the most draught stricken westenised countries in the world.

clean up day not fun. on another note i think i have alcohol poisoning, i was up all nite spewing and i cant even keep water down.

pot noodle is your friend.
 
well we almost made it through the week without fucking up, but i had to go and light a hanky on fire and burn the carpet. good work woody
 
well we almost made it through the week without fucking up, but i had to go and light a hanky on fire and burn the carpet. good work woody
you are 18 and that can easily be explained. i first got drunk when i was 14-15. i had people at my place and one of them, in his drunkenness, put on my mother's white silk bra and then put a slice of pizza in it. he fucked up the bra and i was 15. try explaining pizza on the inside of your mother's bra, to your mother.
 
did you have duck last night stred?

lol no.. i have no idea what i was on about.

i had dim sims for tea, and lunch and breakfast.. i have been eating dimmy's for the last 3days because we ran out of food. i swear if i have to evan look at another dim sim i will spew..
 
lol sorry but i have to :p

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