Women Associate First Names With Men's Endowment

[Eric]

Men with the name ‘Dave’ are in for a pleasant surprise, for a poll has revealed that women think that men with the title are the best endowed.

But sad news for the name ‘Ray’, as it conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.

John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com, which questioned 1,000 women to list the monikers, which sounded most, and least, likely to belong to a well-packaged man.

“It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed,” The Sun quoted Swell, as saying.

The list of ‘big names’:


1. Dave
2. Paul
3. Steve
4. James
5. Mark
6. Robert
7. Chris
8. Andy
9. Richard
10. Dan


The list of ‘small names’:

1. Ray
2. Brian
3. Nigel
4. Frank
5. Keith
6. Jeremy
7. Josh
8. Barry
9. Dennis
10. Nick

 

[Tha_Wood]

i wonder where woody is

 

[k69atie]

Lol i read this in the paper the other day, it's only since david beckham did that underwear shoot.

 

[Bender]

'Dave' is not synonymous with 'big penis'

Don't these women know their grammar?

 

[Pittsey]

Dave is a big penis. True.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i'm 3rd on the big penis list. i can live with that

 

[Chronic]

Women are stoopid.

 

[keco52]

Andy does not make me think of a big penis. Nick does.
And I know a million ppl named Chris.

Katie don't you have a "Dave"?

 

[Devious]

all hail my penis, for i am Dave. ladies, you may now bow to my pants.

 

[Preach]

1. Ray
2. Brian
3. Nigel
4. Frank
5. Keith
6. Jeremy
7. Josh
8. Barry
9. Dennis
10. Nick

lmao.

 

[Prize Gotti]

I expected my name to be on the Big list, so I wasn't suprised when I saw it.

 

[Bobby Sands]

But wouldnt the names Dick or Mick remind you of a penis more?

 

[S O F I]

Andy does not make me think of a big penis. Nick does.
And I know a million ppl named Chris.

Katie don't you have a "Dave"?

maybe cause it rhymes with dick.

 

[k69atie]

Andy does not make me think of a big penis. Nick does.
And I know a million ppl named Chris.

Katie don't you have a "Dave"?

Lol yeah i have a "dave"

 

[k69atie]

But wouldnt the names Dick or Mick remind you of a penis more?

Lol it isn't names that remind them of a penis it is names they connect with having a big penis.

 

[Flipmo]

I'm called David, but people call me Dave a lot.

 

[EDouble]

all hail my penis, for i am Dave. ladies, you may now bow to my pants.

Here you say your name is Dave. before you told me it was Devon I guess if it starts with the same letter its all good is that

 

[Tha_Wood]

I DISTRUST CAMELS, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO CAN GO A WEEK WITHOUT A DRINK

lol i like ur signature edouble

 

[Bobby Sands]

Slightly off topic but you know Martin Jol? The former Spurs manager.Soccer fans will know him. His brothers names are Coc, Dick and Mick.

 

[Devious]

Here you say your name is Dave. before you told me it was Devon I guess if it starts with the same letter its all good is that

lol no, i told you my name was dave but you insisted on calling me devon. i have no idea why, but whatever floats your boat :thumb: