Why every drunk mother fucker say....

[Hankaveli]

"Two Beers"

when cops ask how much they had to drink?

 

[AmerikazMost]

because one sounds like lying, and three sounds like too many

 

[Hankaveli]

because one sounds like lying, and three sounds like too many

I guess, I mean 6 sounds like too many, 3 don't sound like to much IMO!

but how did every drunk guy come to the conclusion that 2 was the best answer?

it it posted in bars or something? lol

 

[Swollen_Member]

They guy's who say 1 never get cought so you don't hear about them.

 

[Devious]

But when it comes to driving, 3 is way too many in the cop's eyes

 

[PuffnScruff]

one is over the legal limit in some states. they would be better off saying they just had some caugh syrup.

 

[Hankaveli]

one is over the legal limit in some states. they would be better off saying they just had some caugh syrup.

I think all states are at 0.08% now which has to be like atleast two beers even for my skinny ass.

 

[Mr.Deuce]

lol..good thread.
i always say 3 beer

 

[Saint33]

i don say nethin, cuz im not stupid enough to get caught by the cops lol

 

[S O F I]

I side with matt's and saint's post. However, "don't quote me boy, I ain't say shit."

 

[thug_life_1]

most of the time when im drunk i dont even remember what i tell the cops

 

[Salar]

Because Each beer is one standard drink for an average person. 2 standard drinks will cause you still to be under the Blood alchol limit. So they say 2 beers just so they're saying, "i did drink but i oly had 2" thus really trying to say "i shouldn't be over"

There are ways in keeping under the blood alcohol limit. Like if your limit is .05% then that is equivelent to 2 standard drinks but the way it works is:
You can have 2 standard drinks in the first hour
and then one standard drink every hour after that and you should still be under the limit.

But again body size, body mass, sex, blood pressure, what you ate before, how fast you drink and etc are also factors that should be in consideration. These are just for an average person.

Why has this become the common sense for drunk people?
They're psuedo lying... saying they drank but they're not drunk. And it's common sense that 2 drinks shouldn't allow you to be over the limit since generally speaking people are still quite coherent after 2 beers.

 

[AmerikazMost]

I side with matt's and saint's post. However, "don't quote me boy, I ain't say shit."

we on a first name basis now?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

You are white, this is the net, therefore there is no excuse for leaving out the "does" between why and drunk. :thumb:

Anyways to answer the question: i dont know. lol

 

[Hankaveli]

Because Each beer is one standard drink for an average person. 2 standard drinks will cause you still to be under the Blood alchol limit. So they say 2 beers just so they're saying, "i did drink but i oly had 2" thus really trying to say "i shouldn't be over"

There are ways in keeping under the blood alcohol limit. Like if your limit is .05% then that is equivelent to 2 standard drinks but the way it works is:
You can have 2 standard drinks in the first hour
and then one standard drink every hour after that and you should still be under the limit.

But again body size, body mass, sex, blood pressure, what you ate before, how fast you drink and etc are also factors that should be in consideration. These are just for an average person.

Why has this become the common sense for drunk people?
They're psuedo lying... saying they drank but they're not drunk. And it's common sense that 2 drinks shouldn't allow you to be over the limit since generally speaking people are still quite coherent after 2 beers.

WTF? sounds like you make Drinking a Science

what fun is that?

My answer is "I ain't drink shit" Followed by me breaking the fuck out! lol

not but for real I don't even drink I just smoke.

 

[Hankaveli]

You are white, this is the net, therefore there is no excuse for leaving out the "does" between why and drunk. :thumb:

Anyways to answer the question: i dont know. lol

RACIST!

 

[S O F I]

we on a first name basis now?

Yes. Our love should be public, Matt. We need to get out of our closet.

 

[Cooper]

i'm pretty sure they don't ask u over here...if u drive like a nob, the test u.