"I was amazed to realize that we're the only country that tells the rest of the world, at a nearly constant basis that we're the greatest country on the earth, and thats alittle fucking obnoxious, and I know it obnoxious because if you were in an office and someone came in everyday and said "I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE, AND YOU SNIVILING SHITS WOULD DIE WITHOUT ME AAHAHAH!", i can guarentee that by the end of the week you would've killed him, and eatened him, just to try to posses his power.
The amazing thing is that there are people who haven't left this country who talk about the fact that we are the greatest country on the earth, how FUCKING dumb is that?! Cus you don't know, if you haven't left you don't know. There could be countries out there that are giving shit away. Canada's one of those countries, you know what they're giving away? HEALTH INSURANCE!!"
-- Lewis Black: Black on Broadway