Who wants to buy a monitor? Funny story.

[Rukas]

Ok well for those of you that dont know, Rukas is moving. So im getting rid of a lot of old shit, including a old 17 inch monitor for AU$10 (US$7.50).

I put some ads in the paper for free and that was one of them. So now Im sitting in a prac/lab at Uni and get a call from someone asking me if the price includes all the cables. "Yes of course it does," I say to him. So then he asks me if the price includes delivery and installation, I ask where he lives and turns out he's about 40 minutes away. "No, you'd have to pick it up yourself, installation is easy its just one cable, plug it in and away you go."

"Which hole do I put it in," he asks, resisting the urge to do a 'thats what I asked your girlfriend' joke, I calmly tell him theres only one possible hole it will fit in. "Installation is simple" I assure him.

"Does that include warranty?" No, it doesnt. "What if it doesnt work?" You can try it out on my computer before you buy it. "Oh ok, so can I get a 30 day money back guarantee or something?" No.

"Ahhh ok...... Is that price negotiable?" Huh? "Is that price negotiable?" It's only $10. "I know." No, it's not negotiable.

*Click*

 

[Rukas]

It's a 17inch flat screen monitor if anyone wants it.

 

[Amara]

lol. What an idiot...

 

[Vaudeville]

It's a 17inch flat screen monitor if anyone wants it.

Is the price negotiable?

 

[Rukas]

Is the price negotiable?

Yeah sure but everytime you negotiate the price goes up for wasting my time.

 

[Amara]

I put some ads in the paper for free and that was one of them.

In today's Advertiser?

 

[Rukas]

In today's Advertiser?

Yes indeedly.

 

[Vaudeville]

Yeah sure but everytime you negotiate the price goes up for wasting my time.

No deal then, besides i don't know in which hole to put it in...

 

[KFatal]

Lmao

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

I don't trust Aussie monitors.

Does it include an autograph poster of you Rukas?

 

[linx]

A 17 inch flatscreen monitor for 10 bucks? I'll take it.

 

[bigmack]

lmao what an idiot.i hate people like this.

 

[Preach]

let me see if i got this right..

a 17" flat screen computer monitor for.. 10 (ten) bucks? why not sell it for what it's worth and earn money on it? lol

 

[TecK NeeX]

why not sell it for what it's worth and earn money on it? lol

who would buy a used monitor fot its original price? you might as well go buy a brand new one. obviously he wants to get rid of it fast since he's moving, and he feels a 99% decrease in price would do just that. why not half price? it would go just as fast depending on how much of a cheap skates aussies are lol

 

[Preach]

i didnt say original price i said what its worth and its not worth its original price

i'd easily pay 100-200 bucks for it lol.

 

[Rukas]

Its flat screen, not flat panel.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

LOL
what a fucking idiot

 

[ill-matic]

for what hole, you should have said, "the ass one."

 

[Synful*Luv]

Some people are just idiots by nature