Probably milking a cow somewhere in India. Fucking bitch puts the pail too close to the cow's leg and it kicks it over when it orgasms (my brother-in-law fists cows for a living, so the two tend to work together and give each other business). Yeah, not the brightest one, but drew the shortest homeless guy, so we got last pick in this year's draft.
She doesn't know about our arranged-marriage yet, but I got that bitch's profile on my new Bitch Hunter account (www.desibitchhunters.in) so I got tabs on her.
Thanks for asking. You would love her brother. He's a real treat. And by "treat" I mean "he will wear you like a puppet."
No beef. Seeing as how you are still the same from years ago, I realize it's a vicious cycle, your presence is, and if it isn't me, it's Casey or some other well-known member. I sleep easier at night, but only because I pop my meat-pistol in front of my open window and pull a Jeremy Clarkson at a girl passing with a "and with that bombshell, GOOD NIGHT!!" and then turn the lights off.
