Mariah Carrey said, you belong to me.
Mariah Carey and Casey Rain.
I put you in the same boat as Mariah Carey, you put me with Tiger Woods. While I go make a salami sandwich with provolone cheese and mayonnaise, you tell me why I won this encounter.
You can't even follow the most simple of directions. *shrugs*
Tiger Woods is some loser asshole playing a loser sport that nobody gives a fuck about.
I win.
Tiger Woods has little to no impact or relevance to my life, or very many people's, considering the core fanbase of golf is very smaller compared to other sports.
Mariah Carey, however, is part of an artform that 99% of the planet enjoys - music, and is one of the most successful artists of her genre.
Therefore.....Mariah Carey > Tiger Woods.
Mariah Carey is all woman, which I like... minus the nervous breakdown and psychosis she may still have.
Does that mean Justin Timberlake > Tiger Woods?
not true. he's an internationally renowned golf player and a marketing force on a similar scale to david beckham, and is proving to be an influential force behind driving more people to the game.
proof is being the major drawcard for a golf tournament held in melbourne recently, which his presence amounted to a significant increase in tournament attendances and boosted the local eocnomy by roughly several million.