Where are you aussies and euros getting your grammar lessons?

[S. Fourteen]

^ hey why not? yall join in on the prisoner abuse already.

 

[Dante]

Food for thought; there are no threads in Our Block about American muffins.

but don't you see? our muffins are clearly superior as they do not require the specification that they are american muffins. their superiority is inherent and therefore they have taken over all muffin connotation worldwide. yours are labeled english muffins as they are most certainly a runner up, and must be heated, buttered, and otherwise modified prior to consumption.

does that mean when we go to war we can shoot our own soldiers aswell...?

get back to me when the british military does anything for once.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Illu's response :thumb :

 

[AmerikazMost]

Im not being a nazi, just stating England holds ALL the weight when it comes to the English language. USA, us here in Australia, NZ, Canada etc have no say unfortunately. Then again it's the only thing England has left, their once mighty sports teams suck. They get out-drank under the table by the other nationalities using English. lol

peace.

I meant to say "we're all" so as not imply that you're the only one.

If you're going to be a grammar nazi you should probably focus on his grammatical mistakes, not his spelling errors. That would be a spelling nazi.

The term "grammar Nazi" is a commonly used phrase to refer to those who are anal about using language correctly.






Language evolves. Why don't you Brits you Old English anymore? Wouldn't that be the correct way to speak, if you want to get down to it? I didn't know that one day your king came out and announced, "You know what? Fuck Shakespeare. Let's use this new form of English." Shit changes over time.


Like Dante said, soon y'all won't be putting the u's in either.

 

[Illuminattile]

Language evolves. Why don't you Brits you Old English anymore? Wouldn't that be the correct way to speak, if you want to get down to it? I didn't know that one day your king came out and announced, "You know what? Fuck Shakespeare. Let's use this new form of English." Shit changes over time.

Nobody's going to say "You know what? Our language would be a lot cooler if we replaced all our S's with Z's..."

Like Dante said, soon y'all won't be putting the u's in either.

Yes, that's going happen. British people are just dying to find ways to associate themselves with the oh-so-popular United States. Right after we stop teaching kids how to spell properly, I'm sure we'll throw out all our globes and atlases so we can't find Iraq on a map either.

 

[Dante]

Right after we stop teaching kids how to spell properly, I'm sure we'll throw out all our globes and atlases so we can't find Iraq on a map either.

polls and man on the street segments on the tonight show selectively choose the most entertaining participants who know nothing. grab 10 real americans and 9 will know where iraq is.

based on our economic impact on the global market english is hands down the language of business. it didn't get that way because of mini coopers and tea pots.

 

[Duke]

based on our economic impact on the global market english is hands down the language of business. it didn't get that way because of mini coopers and tea pots.

Not because of Mini's and tea pots, no, but maybe because of the huge empire the British have had for a few centuries, hm?

 

[jbrolax]

Not because of Mini's and tea pots, no, but maybe because of the huge empire the British have had for a few centuries, hm?

are u saying u still have it? or use to?

 

[Dante]

Not because of Mini's and tea pots, no, but maybe because of the huge empire the British have had for a few centuries, hm?

global colonization didn't work out so hot though, hm?
go have some windmill cookies and shut your misinformed hole.

 

[Duke]

global colonization didn't work out so hot though, hm?
go have some windmill cookies and shut your misinformed hole.

Of course it didn't work well. But it served as the main distributor of the English language in the world.

 

[7 Syns]

As for the grammar issues, welcome to the English language. Maybe you should speak Spanish or Native American if you don't like it. Or one of the many European languages where your nations population descends from.






Rugby World Cup.
The Ashes.
Further than you at World Cup.

If we suck, then you suck, gargle then swallow.

Oh yeah, and i'll drink you under the table all day, then all night, then all day again.

-Rugby world cup from 3 years ago, your win/loss ratio since then has been bad. Got hammered by the Aussies not long ago.
-The ashes is the same, lost 5-0 to Sri Lanka at home? Lost to Pakistan? WTF?
-Worldcup, well Im Portugese/Australian.. yeah so we won't go there because we all know the result of Portugal/England game

As for drinking, we'll see mate. We'll see.

peace.

 

[Saint33]

our grammar is correct, yours is wrong and lazy.


and btw, its pronouncesed "rOOf, not rUf"

 

[Diaz]

and btw, its pronouncesed "rOOf, not rUf"

It's pronounced however we want to pronounce it, because we're the default country.

 

[Saint33]

It's pronounced however we want to pronounce it, because we're the default country.

y don u jus go bomb another small, defensless Middle Eastern country, and let us deal with grammar and other issues that hav nething to do with intelligence.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I always laugh when I hear an American say roof.. :laugh:

 

[jbrolax]

y don u jus go bomb another small, defensless Middle Eastern country, and let us deal with grammar and other issues that hav nething to do with intelligence.

why dont you realize/realise that your army goes where we tell them too...

So if were blowing someone off the planet its likely you are right behind us like little brother...

 

[Saint33]

why dont you realize/realise that your army goes where we tell them too...

So if were blowing someone off the planet its likely you are right behind us like little brother...

actually we r peace keepers, and did not follow u into war against Iraq.

 

[jbrolax]

fuck i lost...

 

[Dante]

actually we r peace keepers, and did not follow u into war against Iraq.

no, canada sat on its hands again and did nothing. god forbid the country grows a spine.

"hey, stop polluting us eh, michigan!"
"fuck off"
"but we're getting acid rain all aboot, eh!"
"screw you, canada"
"ok"

 

[jbrolax]

yeh what he said^