when you look like anus, people treat you differently

ill-matic

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a couple of days ago, i looked like an anus. by that i mean i walked around looking like a bum who crawled out of a sewer. no, people didnt throw coins @ me, but i think i came close.

anywho, i got this really shit hair cut last week. it was short and just rubbish. i dont know why they pay these 17 year old fucks to cut peoples hair, because theyre just retarded and incompetent.

so it's really short, and i cant style it. i cant pull off the "short hair" look either, like some other dudes. so now that i cant style it, i cant do shit with it. i wake up, and go places with how my hair is when i wake up, which is shit. so a couple of days ago i thought "fuck this" and didnt bother shaving too. i had a 10 oclock shadow goin on, and i cant pull this shit off either. for some dudes it looks rugged and good, but with me it looks like my face is dirty or something.

i gotta say that usually i like to look decent when i go places, even uni. i mean, who knows who youre gonna bump into in this world. but that day i just didnt bother with shit. i wore shit clothes, looked crap and yeh.

so anyway there is this asian girl who is obsessed with me. other people have told me that she wants me, and ive noticed that she gives me that whole "i want to molest you and do things with your anus" look. but im like , whatever, but kind of avoid her cos she just creeps me out. also she constantly compliments my appearance.. i like to wear colours and she loves it.. always complimenting my clothes, my appearance.. just on some superficial shit. shes also really touchy.. wanting hugs from me and shit.

but 2 days ago i decided to wear black, and yeh. so im wearing bad clothes, bad hair, and a bad 10 oclock shadow. so i bump into this girl and she has this look like i had a dick in my nose. this time she doesnt want to touch me, and starts criticising my appearance:

"why are you wearing black????"

"you didnt even come clean shaven for me today!"

"why arent you trying to impress me anymore??"

At first i didnt give a shit, but i had a think about it later on and i just became irritated. ok, so it looked like i could have been sponsored by a charity organisation, but that doesnt mean she has to treat me any differently. i dont care for this girl, because she just wants to sit on my cock afterall, but who the fuck is she to be criticising me? i dont find her attractive at all but its not like im saying "wow youre really ugly today.......and yesterday and also tomorrow and forever."

it's this observation that leaves me a little bit annoyed.


anyway, thats my spiel for the day, as i havent done one in a while


*waits for Sebastian to make a lame joke about my appearance*
 
no problem. for now just put on a hat backwards ull be fine :thumb:
 
yup that's the fucked up world we live in.

my shadow looks okay, its not really a shadow though cause im so pale but it looks alright i think. i have a tendency to let my beard grow too long and not giving a fuck about trimming it and that looks completely ass. i aslo tend to not give a shit about my clothes unless it's a work situation or an event.

as for the girl. you're not attracted but she just wants dick right? shit i'd give it to her not even knowing what she looks like, fuck her and then tell her you never liked her. that'd get her back for being a self-absorbed ass.
 
I tend to criticize my friends when they look bad but I wouldn't tell anything about somebody I'm not really close with. I just don't care much about how they look.

I guess there's a lot of people with that "hello oh lmao you look like a bum lol omg I don't want to know you bye" mentality.
I guess it requires some more intelect to go deeper and think that somebody's got a bad day or just is too lazy to shave or just doesn't care about himself that much when he doesn't plan to do anything special.

I like to look good, I mean I'm not metrosexual or anything, I'm a real man but whenever I go out I like to be well shaved, after shower, with perfume on etc. I just feel bad when I look like a bum but I understand other people who don't care much about their looks and it doesn't bother me.
 
You should have said "I'm dressed like this to raise money for charity, you shallow whore. Now you've made me insecure and I'm going to home and change, thanks to you some kids with cancer may not get to see Christmas this year."

Then she would have felt bad.
 

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