Film & TV What's Your Bottom 5 Movies Of All Time?

AmerikazMost

Well-Known Member
#1
Inspired by the Top 5 movies of all time thread..


Mine:
1. Pearl Harbor - made a mockery of a tragic event with a fucking love story
2. Stepmom
3. The Notebook
4. Sweet Home Alabama - Reese Witherspoon is a bitch
5. Steel Magniolas - a movie about crying women..any questions?

Now, I've never actually seen any of these movies. How do I know they suck then? I asked my mom and sister which movies they liked. All I know about Stepmom and the Notebook is that they make all the girls I know cry, which is why I don't watch 'em.

Honorable Mention: The Titanic (which I did see)..I'd put it on the list because it wasted 3.5 days of my life, but Leo dies in the end, which made me happy.
 

Butt Rubber

More arrogant than SicC
#2
1-evil dead
2-just married
3-halloween ressurection
4-nightmare on elm street part 5
5-bride of chucky

if a movie looks bad, I normally avoid it, but sometimes I'm forced into watching it (ie just married)
 

Snowman

Well-Known Member
#3
My Bottom 5 Movies of All time

1. Elf
2. Jason X (Love Friday The 13th Series But This Movie Sucked Ass Big Time)
3. Boogeyman
4. Farenheit 9/11
5. Mystery Men
 

CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
#6
Stepmom? That's that fucking movie where the mother si dying & the stepmother has to deal with all the shit that comes with that....I had to watch it in school before & holy Christ that's shit!

I can't really think of any off the top of my head but I know I've watched far worse than Stepmom too. I've watched some really crappy movies.

Anyways, CoolWaterz, I'm surprised with Kids & 187 being there. I don't think Kids is very good but it isn't a terrible movie & having a message can count for something. I think 187 is mediocre but again, not shit.
 

CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
#9
I overlooked BR's gross error.........Evil Dead rules!!

Edit: Just though I'd mentioned that 'Crash' (1996) is one of the shittest movies ever. About freaks who like to get involved in car crashes then fuck while they're dying & shit......
 

Butt Rubber

More arrogant than SicC
#10
Glockmatic said:
any friday the 13th
any nightmare on elm street
any chucky
no offense but you must be the biggest pussy in the world :eek:

CalcuoCuchicheo said:
I overlooked BR's gross error.........Evil Dead rules!!
other than the tree rape scene which I liked, it was the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Horrible acting, horrible effects, shit looked like more of a comedy than a horror movie. no desire to watch the sequel
 
#11
Bank Robber said:
other than the tree rape scene which I liked, it was the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Horrible acting, horrible effects, shit looked like more of a comedy than a horror movie. no desire to watch the sequel
Lmao.
 

Glockmatic

Well-Known Member
#12
no offense but you must be the biggest pussy in the world
I don't like bad movies. I enjoy other horror movies, but those were just too lame. They were good when i was like 5, but now i look back they were fucking terrible.
 

Cooper

Well-Known Member
#13
Bank Robber said:
1-evil dead
2-just married
3-halloween ressurection
4-nightmare on elm street part 5
5-bride of chucky

if a movie looks bad, I normally avoid it, but sometimes I'm forced into watching it (ie just married)
if you hated evil dead, you'll hate evil dead 3 :thumb:

it has what are quite honestly the worst graphical effects and acting ever.
 
#15
Benny B said:
My Bottom 5 Movies of All time

1. Elf
2. Jason X (Love Friday The 13th Series But This Movie Sucked Ass Big Time)
3. Boogeyman
4. Farenheit 9/11
5. Mystery Men

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you must be a george bush lover cause this movie was crazy. Stupid american congress. George Bush is such an ass. In the movie didn't they say that out of like 400 people on congress only 1 had a family member in the Army.
 

Butt Rubber

More arrogant than SicC
#16
MAKaveli_10 said:
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you must be a george bush lover cause this movie was crazy. Stupid american congress. George Bush is such an ass. In the movie didn't they say that out of like 400 people on congress only 1 had a family member in the Army.
if you believe everything in F911 then you must be crazy as well
 
#17
F911 is hardly a bad movie but Bank Robber is right. I found a lot of the movie interesting myself, but it's still propaganda despite how many interesting points it raises.
 
#18
No Order

-The Matrix Revolutions
-Star Wars - Episode I: The Phantom Menace
-A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2 (there was ALOT of homosexual activites going on in this, I'm watching it and going "is this a freddy movie or a baz lurman film?")
-Batman & Robin
-Friday The 13th - Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
 
#20
Here is my list
1.Open Water ( The Shittest Movie Ever)
2.National Treasure
3.Jason X
4.Drop Dead Fred (I think its called that)
5.Bend it like Beckham

There is too many to name i could go on forever
 

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