Whats with Chicks and Make Up?

TecK NeeX

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This took place Friday a couple of days ago

So I got dressed and went to work, got there about 15 mins before my shift starts, im sittin in the break room reading the paper and having a coffee, then Petra one of my female co-workers walks in and the world is about to end in 5 seconds for her

kinda went like this

petra: morning Tariq (me)

Me: hey....Petra?

petra: heh yeah who else? you look surprised

me: oh no you just look different

petra: what do you mean?

me: i mean did you forget or run out of something?

petra: like what?

me: like make up? (i didn't care, she didnt look bad at all without it)

Petra: pauses for about 3 seconds.....she starts feeling her face out then puts her hand on her mouth and mumbles, Oh my god this can't be happening!

before i could say anything like hey no worries or its only make up and you dont look half bad, she starts blushing and in a split second she was gone, gone so fast she could have dodged a bullet. i got up and walked around our office floor and she was no where to be found.

1 hour later she returns, i walk up to her

me: is everything alright? where did you go?

petra: yeah im ok i drove home to grab my make up,.. omg! im so glad it was only you who saw me

me: what the hell is that supposed to mean?

petra: no i mean im glad only you and not everyone witnessed that. promise you wont say anything to anyone?

me: uhh sure, dont feel so bad. just to let you in on something, you really dont need all that crap on your face, you look just as good without it

petra: thanks

and we go back to work


lol So yeah wtf was that all about? do all women lack this much self confidence? makes me wonder what the women in todays world would resort to if all of a sudden all make up went pooooof!
 
I dont really wear make-up unless theres a reason. I had a friend who used to cake it on, I tried tellin her to go easy on it but she wouldnt listen, her mum was the same way so it was taught to her. It is kinda crazy.
 
artisticgurl said:
Ahh well some men wear make-up, and you cant forget about those actors.
... yeeeea, those are called goths.. and you best believe me and KAMIKAZI kick their asses! :):thumb:
 
Chris Rock said some shit shit to the effect that almost everything about women is fake nowadays. From nails to eyelashes.........sad but true.
 
^^
what's so bad about it is you fall in love with some chick you're togehter for two years then you decide to move in together. so you get an appartment and suddenly one day you wake up with he and she ain't got makeup on and you go like "WTF?!?!?!??!". it's a damn lie and you ruin our lives because of it!!!1 if i have a small dick i don't attatch paste at the end of it to make it LOOK longer, you screw me and then you'll know if you're gonna have to live with a small dick for the rest of your life or not. you should be the same! i want to know if i'm gonna end up with an ugly chick or not! :(
 
Make up's for ugly people :) and people who look like a boy without any make up on their eyes :( :(
 
Rizzle said:
^^
what's so bad about it is you fall in love with some chick you're togehter for two years then you decide to move in together. so you get an appartment and suddenly one day you wake up with he and she ain't got makeup on and you go like "WTF?!?!?!??!". it's a damn lie and you ruin our lives because of it!!!1 if i have a small dick i don't attatch paste at the end of it to make it LOOK longer, you screw me and then you'll know if you're gonna have to live with a small dick for the rest of your life or not. you should be the same! i want to know if i'm gonna end up with an ugly chick or not! :(

lmao real talk.
 
I only wear make up on my eyes. Eyeliner, shadow and mascara, sometimes lipstick but only very light colors like silvers or light browns to match my skin tone. I never wear any heavy colors cause my skin is light so it would look like a clown. I don't wear anything on my face unless I'm going out and then I put on a very light base so it's barely noticeable, just brightens up my face. Too much make up looks awful and it ages you too, especially if you don't take it off before you go to bed. I bet there's not a person here who could guess my age by seeing a pic unless they already know.
 
well seeing i dont wear make up i dont know what to tell you some of these girls still live in the 80's where make up outta the house was a no no.

anyways not much can be doen about that will be something she's accustomed too.

she takes an hour off to get make up ?! wtf
 
Luv4Pac4Ever said:
I only wear make up on my eyes. Eyeliner, shadow and mascara, sometimes lipstick but only very light colors like silvers or light browns to match my skin tone. I never wear any heavy colors cause my skin is light so it would look like a clown. I don't wear anything on my face unless I'm going out and then I put on a very light base so it's barely noticeable, just brightens up my face. Too much make up looks awful and it ages you too, especially if you don't take it off before you go to bed. I bet there's not a person here who could guess my age by seeing a pic unless they already know.

well let us see and guess :)
 
bigmack said:
well let us see and guess :)

I can't at the moment. :( When I had to reinstall my comp, nothing works anymore. I can't get my digital cam to work or my webcam and my ex has all my driver CDs and hasn't sent them back to me yet even though he was supposed to months ago. So I can't take any pics to post and the ones I already had on here, I deleted before I knew my cam wouldn't work. But when I get the CDs or get the money to buy another cam, I'll post em.
 
Luv4Pac4Ever said:
I can't at the moment. :( When I had to reinstall my comp, nothing works anymore. I can't get my digital cam to work or my webcam and my ex has all my driver CDs and hasn't sent them back to me yet even though he was supposed to months ago. So I can't take any pics to post and the ones I already had on here, I deleted before I knew my cam wouldn't work. But when I get the CDs or get the money to buy another cam, I'll post em.

thanks :cool:
 
lol, nice story. I dunno, make up is ok, but I like girls without make up just as much. I think I don't notice the difference anyway.....

why dont guys wear make up. BECAUSE WE DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK

right haha.
 
Holy shit are you guys kiddin me? Theres a huge difference. I had a friend about half a year ago who was fine as hell, and one day she was late for school, and didnt put on makeup, I was like "WTF!" The bitch looked like shit, I tells ye.
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^ Chances are, you haven't seen them without it on. Trust me *most* girls that wear makeup do so for a reason. The girls that wear a shitload would probably look like ass without it.
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Advocate said:
half the chicks i know pile the shit on like theres no tommorrow

but they all look so much finer without

Yeah but the problem is they don't know it, to some it's practicaly a must for them to wear it, it's as if they went out in public with no clothes on, thats how far it has gone and it truely is sad
 

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