Whats the worst lie you have ever told?

[raywaters11]

I was just surprised the camera would zoom in that far.
Showing off.

PS the rash has went away, expect new pics.

 

[raywaters11]

"I did not have sexual relations with that secretary."

 

[vg4030]

I was just surprised the camera would zoom in that far.
Showing off.

PS the rash has went away, expect new pics.

Im glad the cream I recommended worked!

 

[raywaters11]

Yeah but the girl you recommended is the reason I got the rash in the first place.
Tell your mom she owes me 8 bucks for the cream.

 

[vg4030]

Shit, I warned her about going down on your sister

 

[raywaters11]

My sister is eight years old...
She should have known that girl has an STD by now.

 

[vg4030]

Fucking dirty Kentucky girls.. you might want to get you cousin aka mummy checked out too

 

[raywaters11]

She's clean.
Only person she's ever been with is my/her dad.
Same dude.

 

[vg4030]

She's clean.
Only person she's ever been with is my/her dad.
Same dude.

LMAO

Good run dude:thumb:

 

[Sebastian]

Probably something relationship related.

 

[Prize Gotti]

"I swear to you, I only put 3 fingers in your ass"

 

[Farzin]

I don't lie.

 

[raywaters11]

Good one, Farzin.
So that's the worst one you've ever told?

 

[Farzin]

^hahahaha. You win.

Honestly, i can't even remember the last time i lied.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

"i tell the truth even when i lie"

 

[SicC]

I don't even know where to begin with this question.

pz

 

[_carmi]

^lie.

 

[Shadows]

^Truth.


I thought of another when I was making another thread. :lol:

My friends and I lied and said there was nothing in another one of our friends drink during lunch time in High School.

We put a Viagra pill in it. He got hard for the rest of the periods. But we ended up regretting it b/c he fainted.

Anyway, before he got sick we started taking pics.
He almost ended up in the yearbook but some dumb dude pointed out his boner in the pic and told the editors to not include the pic.

 

[S O F I]

^where'd you get the viagra?



or was that the worst lie you ever told?

 

[Shadows]

^where'd you get the viagra?



or was that the worst lie you ever told?

haha, my friend went roaming around his uncles medicine cabinet looking for Tylenol i think it was.

The dude didnt talk to us for a week.