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Whats The Funniest Shit You Ever Heard Or Saw?

Silleone said:
one time i saw this grown ass man stealing stars wars action figures from a store.
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Are u kidding, u know how much you could get for them in time? Damn right I took 'em.
 
one time I was at school and I was walking to my class, and as I passed the stairwell, I saw one of my friends running up the stairs. it had just been raining and he was listening to his CD player and I saw him fall flat on his face on the stairs, and his CD player flew a ways too...that was so fuckin funny. 4 years later and we both still talk about that. it was a pristine moment.
 
there was this fight at school during the science project contest, though i wasnt there to see it, i was upstairs in class eating. these two girls started fighting. when my friend came up she told me how the fought. then she mentioned how the band was still playing throughout all of it. and the first thought that came to my mind was the titanic movie, i spit my food out on the floor and soda came out my nose from all the laughter. it was really hilarious. :D


another one is when i was batting in baseball in a lil home run derby ;) i swung and let one rip real loud. i tried to play it off as my shoe but they heard it.

one time me and my friends were in class. i dont remember why but we started cracking up and all of the sudden one of my friends let out a fart, we all ran onto the other side of the room. the look on his face was priceless, he looked suprised, embarrassed, and sad at the same time.

and this other time we had a substitute and we were in the cafeteria. the janitor had just finished mopping the floor. then this fat kid in my class gets up and walks and falls sideways. he was in midair sideways literally. his legs were in the damn air, the funny part was that he got up in split second acting like shit didnt happen.
 
That video was funny, I think he over-reacted his joy haha.
First thing that comes to mind is when I was in the city last winter and it was raining, this lady was walking in front of our car and when she got to the middle she slipped and fell on her ass, it was one of those moments you laugh and you know you shouldnt be but it was too funny.
The other weekend I was watching this video and its just a bunch of guys going around doing stupid shit. Anyway they caught a plane so they could go see Mandy Moore at the shopping centre and when they walked up to the table to get the autograph one of the guys says to her "I'm your biggest fan" and the guy next to him says "NO your not! I am!" and shoves him off the stage lol.. It was pretty funny, Mandy Moore was crackin up pretending to be worried bout him.. Lol
 
TG1 Ghetto One said:
Now thats funny LOL :thumb:
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I don't find that funny :confused: The guys wife/girlfriend is found out to have slept with someone else and he's not the father to the baby he has been parenting for couple of years or whatever and he gets up and starts dancing like its the happiest day of his life.
bahahahha actually it is funny
 
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