Whats The Craziest Thing You Saw Done By Person?

[ItsmeyaC]

when i was younger my friend pushed him self on my skateboard like kneeled on it, the wheels got stuck on a brick or something and he went flying forward, smashed his front two teeth out on the concrete, blood everywhere, he ran down the road home screaming i was just stood there like shiiiiit

 

[Bender]

My next-door neighbour (woman with 3 kids) peeing in her back garden right in front of me.

 

[C.R.Y.]

saw a bum taking a shit on a tree

 

[Mr.Deuce]

I stuck a carrot up my nose and had to go to the hospital to get it out

tha same ish heppnd 2 me but instead of a carrot it was a lil´stone.löl

 

[Mr.Deuce]

Man I watched this Steve-O dvd last night, shit was crazy.
He is on some street corner is New York or something and he sniffs salt up the nose, takes a shot of tequila, and then has this chick squeeze lemon juice in his eyes. Yeah that is bad but...
Right after that he breaks this light bulb on the ground, gets the biggest piece of glass and starts cutting his tongue up. Then he takes teh big ass piece of glass and chews it up and swallows it with a shot of tequila, then after he swallows it he poors all kinds of salt on his tongue and shit. Dude is crazy and that shit is like wtf, why. But yeah, I didn't see it personally but i thought it was some crazy shit.

datz crazy

 

[Bender]

I once saw a pidgeon flying backwards, but then I realised that I was in a car and going faster than it.

 

[Seko]

Oh, forgot this one, a bum getting a blow job from the ugliest female bum who both smelled like piss in front of the library.

I was looking like what the fuck is the female doing crouched to that bum and when i realized what was happening quickly got the fuck outta there, shit was disgusting, as were their smell.

 

[Mr.Deuce]

close it or add some stories!

 

[SiGh]

give it time, people'll come up with shit. no reason to close it now

 

[Jokerman]

i saw a man sever his own penis and throw it at officers

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

i saw a man sever his own penis and throw it at officers

Or did you read it? Come on now baby, don't lie. We will still love you.

 

[Mr.Deuce]

^^ löl.

 

[ItsmeyaC]

this kid well man now (do down syndromes ever grow up?) he was black and white had som e like skin pigment problem, anyway he has down sydrome and when he was younger he would stand on the field in front of our house, like a field was like a bit higher up from out living room so had pretty good view of anyone on there, yeah he would stand in the middle turn round, pull his pants down and spread his ass cheeks and go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, everyone was wiery of that crazy bastard, my sister used to be scared of him cuz he used to walk round with his dick out, he dont do crazy shit like that no more, well except get barred from the local pub for standing on table and pulling his pecker, cumming everywhere, so yeah everything he did was crazy

 

[Rahim]

tha same ish heppnd 2 me but instead of a carrot it was a lil´stone.löl

LOL

 

[Bender]

I thought I done seen everything untill I saw a picture of Scooby Doo dooing Daphne, Scooby style.

 

[Mr.Deuce]

LOL

no bullshit

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

I almost mastered crossing the street before the age of 2..well before my Dad pulled me away from trying to cross from the middle of the road cause i was only 2 lol

LOLL:laugh:

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

ok this one time i was walking to circle k to get something to drink and i walked out and started to walk home and by this dumpster this old guy was getting head from a prostitute....i stood there for about 1min b4 they noticed n' i just started laughing cuz the chick looked like a dude when she/he turned aroun......



and i wrecked my dads truck into a lake once when i was 16......i was going about 70mph on a dirt road n' lost it......had a couple cases of beer in the back....that sunk in the lake.....lost a fat ass joint i just rolled b4 that......oh and had to walk a couple of miles to call a tow truck who in turn called the cops when he got there...

 

[Mr.Deuce]

^^ datz all you gotta tell?

 

[Cown]

I once saw a guy suck his own dick, no lies