Whats a good pick up line??

[Stred]

A couple of weeks ago i was really drunk at a club and went up to a chick and said...
"Were you arrested earlier?"
Random chick:"no y?"
"coz It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
and she just laughed in my face lol...

So whats a beter 1?? and has it actually worked?

 

[Mob-Figgaz.Com]

just put the lines to aside and jus go with the flow...

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Fuck the lines! Just bust out the alcohol and get the bitch drunk!

 

[t_dub]

stop been a lil bitch and just talk to her hahahahaha

ur a weird kid u no

 

[Stred]

Fuck the lines! Just bust out the alcohol and get the bitch drunk!

:laugh: lmao

 

[Salar]

i've said it before back when i was the king of 'do for love'.. and i'll say it again (yes i purposely put the fact that i was the king of 'do for love' so i can get some e-cred.. i'm so damn fucking cool)
PICK UP LINES DON'T WORK!

you want to pick up? Approach a girl.. talk.. don't try and be cool u'll look like dickhead! be funny.. be interesting.. and that's pretty much it!


and please for fucks sake don't fucking spill your life story. I've seen guys do everything to start with so pleasantly then start telling the girl about their issues in life and start talking about their ex's and heart breaks and family issues... i get that look from the girl which says 'SAVE ME'.. You just met the girl!

 

[Snowman]

pick up lines dont work. im one to speak of experience, ya just gotta be a little cocky and confident.

if ya did throw out a pickup line. come up with a good one something she may have never heard. there are a few good ones out there.

 

[The.Menace]

I'm above pick up lines.

 

[Stred]

if ya did throw out a pickup line. come up with a good one something she may have never heard. there are a few good ones out there.

such as??

 

[Casey]

i've said it before back when i was the king of 'do for love'.. and i'll say it again (yes i purposely put the fact that i was the king of 'do for love' so i can get some e-cred.. i'm so damn fucking cool)
PICK UP LINES DON'T WORK!

you want to pick up? Approach a girl.. talk.. don't try and be cool u'll look like dickhead! be funny.. be interesting.. and that's pretty much it!


and please for fucks sake don't fucking spill your life story. I've seen guys do everything to start with so pleasantly then start telling the girl about their issues in life and start talking about their ex's and heart breaks and family issues... i get that look from the girl which says 'SAVE ME'.. You just met the girl!

You can't be the King of Do For Love as you have not experienced the third tier yet..the one of marriage - whole different ball game son, whole different ball game altogether. :thumb:

i'm just playing man

on the real, salar has some of the best relationship advice on this board and i recommend y'all to listen to it!

he's right here....pick up lines don' work for shit. 9 times out of 10 you'll just end up looking like a creep. the reason for this is that if you just go up to a girl and use some cheesy generic pick up line (as all pick up lines are), that translates into many girls' heads as that you just want to get into their pants...nothing more nothing less. And most girls don't like being made to feel like whores or pieces of meat (shock!)

the ability to have a conversation and come across as an interesting, intelligent and funny person >>> any pick up line on the planet.

 

[Stred]

thats all good and true and thanx for the advice Salar and Militant, ill keep that in mind next time i meet a girl but, in the clubs i go to the music is like hell loud and you cant really talk to a chick one on one... thats y i wanted to no some line that actually gets them interested.

 

[Tha_Wood]

wanna play weight watchers? you sit on my face and i will tell you how much you way

 

[Casey]

thats all good and true and thanx for the advice Salar and Militant, ill keep that in mind next time i meet a girl but, in the clubs i go to the music is like hell loud and you cant really talk to a chick one on one... thats y i wanted to no some line that actually gets them interested.

If the music is hella loud....all you need to do is ask her if she wants to dance, get on that dancefloor and get down.

one-liners do more harm than good.

 

[AmerikazMost]

can i borrow your spatula?

 

[Rahim]

Is your Daddy a terrorist? Cause baby your the bomb!

 

[Tekneek]

Who the fuck uses lines anymore?

 

[ill-matic]

i ask them politely if i can touch their punani

 

[Rahim]

i ask them politely if i can touch their punani

hahahahahaha

"May I please, touch your punani? Pretty please?"

 

[Jokerman]

My pick up line always works. I just whisper in their ear; "I got a gun," and they go anywhere I want.

What can I say, some of us just have it (a gun, that is).

 

[DarkPhantom13]

My pick up line always works. I just whisper in their ear; "I got a gun," and they go anywhere I want.

What can I say, some of us just have it (a gun, that is).

Dont give Rahim any ideas