What Happens In The All About U Forum??

[ill-matic]

alright well if you wanna know,

they talk about how sexy i am, how good i am, how they wish i cooked them breakfast and played barry white to them while they slept. they talk about what they want to do with me, what they wished i did with them and me sucking helium then speaking to them. they talk about me wearing dresses and blowing kisses, at times they feel like they want me in high heels that are high because they feel i should be in touch with my feminine side. other days they ask for my signature on a napkin, and i gladly provide it to them after i have used to napkin. some days they dont even talkl about me at all, then they get lonely, and they start talking about me again.

this is true, it is.

 

[Sebastian]

no it isnt...and it isnt funny at all

 

[TheCat]

its funny, through allot the years the hitemup site is becoming more dominate of the the female species. that i never used to see b4, maybe in a few years time the females be the ones posting, I'd HIT IT all the time and us guys may get our on private gentlemens forum! filled with I'd HIT IT topics.