Life was slow in those days..Men walked around, hopelessly awaiting the new sexual trend, but were never satisified because the showing of wrists never appealed to their penises. The search continued from kneecaps to teeth, but nothing was able to satisfy, until one day, during a party with 30 men and 5 women, the males noticed that they didn't have bumps sticking out of their chests like the women did. The women were asked about these odd body parts and were asked several times to compare each others'. Then, 20 years later, Marylin Monroe finally made them mainstream, and men around the world creamed their pants out of excitement.
To this day, the female breast has kept men happy: from the top view, frontal view, side boob view, and underneathe (sp?) as well. God bless the nipples on those things too.
Pat yourselves on the back Femme Fatals, for you have breasts that keep men anxiously awaiting the slim-chanced opportunity of your blouse becoming undone or your tanktop falling off.