What do you do when you can't sleep?

Flipmo

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I could really use some help lol. I usually don't get a lot of sleep in a night, and I'm good with that cause I feel energized in the morning anyways, but lately it's been quite bad.

So, what do you do?

I just played some COD: World at War, but I'm just not feeling it tonight, and fruits are dropping bouncing bettys everywhere. Not working though, I thought about catching up on True Blood episodes, but I'm tired to seeing vampires (I never thought I'd say that). Where are the shows about zombies eh? Wheres the love for the reanimated dead?

Fucking assholes. MJ had it right all along - ALL ALONG.

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BITCH.
 
Try reading something.
Exercise before going to bed.
Masturbate.
Eat.
Count Sheep.
Do your taxes.
Smoke Weed.
All of the above.
 
read Yeshua's posts.

Are you stressed out lately? That's the only time I have trouble falling asleep..when I got hella shit on my mind.
 
dude, i read somewhere that internet is 85% of the problem that people cannot sleep these days and most of the stuff you listed involved the internet. haha.
After I read that I decided to quit the net for a bit and it helped, but I'm obviously getting my fix here like a crack head @ 2am.
 
I just stay up. I think I got 3 hours of sleep Monday. or...take a hot shower, put new sheets on the bed and sleep naked at the opposite end of the bed

Unrelated: I've adopted a habit of cracking my neck and it feels soooooo good.
 
Take a bubble bath then oil your body with jasmine and pluck your eyebrows
 
I just stay up. I think I got 3 hours of sleep Monday. or...take a hot shower, put new sheets on the bed and sleep naked at the opposite end of the bed

Unrelated: I've adopted a habit of cracking my neck and it feels soooooo good.

I think the idea of just staying up works. I do this too. And even with the few hours of sleep... i'm usually okay.

New sheets and nekkid sleeping is amazing.. especially with a fan on. =)

Do some cardio before the shower, lol, something fast and intense.*shrug*
 
I fell a sleep a few hours later, only to wake pretty early and go to work lol.

read Yeshua's posts.

Are you stressed out lately? That's the only time I have trouble falling asleep..when I got hella shit on my mind.

I think it's partially that.

dude, i read somewhere that internet is 85% of the problem that people cannot sleep these days and most of the stuff you listed involved the internet. haha.
After I read that I decided to quit the net for a bit and it helped, but I'm obviously getting my fix here like a crack head @ 2am.

Yeah, I should have played that old school Myst game - it would have knocked me out right away. :D


My liver is a girly man compared to yours.

I just stay up. I think I got 3 hours of sleep Monday. or...take a hot shower, put new sheets on the bed and sleep naked at the opposite end of the bed

Unrelated: I've adopted a habit of cracking my neck and it feels soooooo good.

Actually, when I put new sheets on my bed, it's harder to sleep. I dunno why. lol. Probably another reason why I didn't fall asleep right away. I don't sleep naked though, the feeling of my penis flopping makes me cautious... boxers briefs ftw - keeps everything in a nicely closed package :thumb:

I don't neck crack, I feel i'll go too far one day and break off my own neck, if that's even possible :)
 
New sheets and nekkid sleeping is amazing.. especially with a fan on. =)
Yes. I love ceiling fan. :)2

I don't sleep naked though, the feeling of my penis flopping makes me cautious... boxers briefs ftw - keeps everything in a nicely closed package :thumb:

I don't neck crack, I feel i'll go too far one day and break off my own neck, if that's even possible :)

Forgot you had a peen. :worried:
 
Actually, when I put new sheets on my bed, it's harder to sleep. I dunno why. lol. Probably another reason why I didn't fall asleep right away. I don't sleep naked though, the feeling of my penis flopping makes me cautious... boxers briefs ftw - keeps everything in a nicely closed package :thumb:

I thanked your post because of the bold. I think boxer briefs are extremely sexy.
 
Neck cracks for the fucking win. I have to crack my neck every day otherwise shit begins to hurt real bad.

It's so much better when the chiropractor does it tho.......they know how to do that shit properly. Chiropractors FTW
 
Neck cracks for the fucking win. I have to crack my neck every day otherwise shit begins to hurt real bad.

It's so much better when the chiropractor does it tho.......they know how to do that shit properly. Chiropractors FTW

The chiropractor put me on a table and proceeded to try and murder me. He moved my bones in ways I had no idea was possible (including that wicked scary neck crack) and when I got up I felt amazing! Entire body was nimble and limp and fluid. LOVE the Chiropractor.
 
The chiropractor put me on a table and proceeded to try and murder me. He moved my bones in ways I had no idea was possible (including that wicked scary neck crack) and when I got up I felt amazing! Entire body was nimble and limp and fluid. LOVE the Chiropractor.

Chiropractor ftw.

Last time I went he cracked my upper back, which lead to a huge neck crack. It felt like I'd taken ten pounds off my shoulders.

I find the only time I have trouble sleeping is Sunday night, Sunday is my only day off. My days are so full that by bed time I'm dead exhausted. But if I were you I'd read a book and listen to some Enya.
 
I never have trouble sleeping. I have been depressed a couple of times in my life, and I used to wake up at 4am unable to think of anything but my problems.... But I just watched BBC News, lifted some weights, eat, and showered. I miss being up that early.


I can never sleep naked. I hate it. My missus found it weird how I'd have to at least put my boxers back on after sex, otherwise I'd be unable to sleep.
 

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