Whaling

[Sebastian]

http://portale.web.de/Schlagzeilen/Umwelt/msg/1150716146/ (german article)

For the first time in years pro-whaling nations achieved a majority in the IWC ( International Whaling Commission ).

Anti-whaling organisations now fear Japan and Norway made a big step towards the commercialisation of whaling.

Some main points of the declaration:

- The use of whales contributes to the lowering of poverty (WTF???)
- There is no more necessity of the continuance of banning the commercial whaling. (Sure, everyone has heard of the millions of whales swimming in the oceans)

The document determines that whales eat lots of fish. Therefore the "management of whales" helps feading the people living at the coasts. <----Suuuure......

Japan basically buys votes by giving financial aid to smaller countries.

^^^^^^^^

Lets see how many years are left until there are no whales no more....

(Maybe someone can find an english article)

 

[PuffnScruff]

Anyone want to start a kill the whale campaign

 

[S. Fourteen]

Whale meat is not that good in my opinion.

 

[The.Menace]

If it comes to this topic all I can think of is 'Fuck Japan'. Seriously.

 

[AmerikazMost]

Women can finally start using quality perfume again.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Show's the system is currupt, but Japan have been killin em under "science" reasons now its just gonna be on a larger scale. Gonna be a shame when we look back and they're all gone, such bullshit.

 

[Chronic]

lawl who cares theyre just teh stopid animals lolololol

 

[Dave D]

whale meat tastes like steak. yummy!

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^Then why eat whale? Just eat steak theres more of it haha.

 

[Jurhum]

survival of the fittest i say

 

[AmerikazMost]

When is the last time a whale did anything for you?

I just have one question about whales: who cares? All I ever hear are people pissing and moaning about saving the whales. Why save the whales? Screw them, what have they done for me? How would you like to go to the beach one day and read a sign that says "Sorry, all out of water." Not likely? Think again. Here's a little fact about whales that not many people know:

[highlight]Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.[/highlight]

When they're not busy ravaging the high seas, they're getting beached and rotting to death out of spite so nobody can enjoy the beach.

Then there are the people who say whales are smart. If whales are so smart, then how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like everything else that lives in the ocean? They've only had 40-million years to do it and they still don't have their shit together. And now researchers are saying that they've found gay whales. Duh.

Is it too much to ask for a whale to save me for a change? When is the last time you procrastinated by putting up a stupid web page instead of studying and a whale saved your ass during the test? Never. In fact, when is the last time a whale did anything other than some stupid trick like jumping out of the water? Ooh, the whale can jump out of the water. Big deal. Try building an oil rig, then I'll be impressed asshole.

429,993 whales came to this page but left because they can't read.

:laugh:

 

[Sebastian]

Then there are the people who say whales are smart. If whales are so smart, then how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like everything else that lives in the ocean? They've only had 40-million years to do it and they still don't have their shit together. And now researchers are saying that they've found gay whales. Duh.


Hahaha, good one

 

[Saint33]

Then there are the people who say whales are smart. If whales are so smart, then how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like everything else that lives in the ocean? They've only had 40-million years to do it and they still don't have their shit together. And now researchers are saying that they've found gay whales. Duh.


Hahaha, good one

LMFAO

whales hav no use, ther jus big fat ugly dolphins

 

[Taliq]

Whaling is for little Japanese men who feel killing something large will somehow draw attention away from the fact that they have small penises.