I'm bored and no one is on msn, so i will tell whoever wants to read it, about what i did on the weekend..
I got together with the boys straight after work on Friday to drink and watch my home town Geelong, (WOOO SPRINGFIELD) make it into the AFL Grand Final, which is the equivalent to the Superbowl over here. i Don't even barrack for Geelong but there will be a non stop party for a week if they win. :nuts:
So because they won the semi-finals we all got blind and stumbled down the the Grovie pub, drank more, associated, blah blah blah.
anyways.. ended up at some girls house with a mate. He started hooking up with her on the hamick outside.. so being the drunk that I am I went wondering around her house, found her room, somehow found her dildo and $50, shoved the money down my pants, then went back outside and started smacking them in the face with it. The bitch cracked the shits and kicked us out.
We went back to his joint and kept drinking. i passed out in the early hours of the morning on the couch.
brb gotta shit
I woke up a few hours later by a mate putting a beer in my hand. A few laughs later and I was pissed again. We drank all day which i have no recollection of.. went to another mates house that night and it was cold so we decided to make a bomb fire.. turns out you need wood to have a bomb fire.. so we tied a rope to the back of the car and went tree logging.
Found a couple of small trees and dragged them home. We struggled to get it started so I covered the trees in petrol.. and the fuckers thought it would be funny to light it while i was still standing there.. wasn't funny, singed my hair, eye lashes and eye brows and almost made me change my jocks..
a few beers later I was over it and had good night around the fire.
Fuck me Katy Perry is hot!
Sunday just had a few quiet ones, talked about the past couple of days and went to the movies to watch Step Brother. lmao i highly recommend it.
Grand Final this weekend
What did you get up to?
I got together with the boys straight after work on Friday to drink and watch my home town Geelong, (WOOO SPRINGFIELD) make it into the AFL Grand Final, which is the equivalent to the Superbowl over here. i Don't even barrack for Geelong but there will be a non stop party for a week if they win. :nuts:
So because they won the semi-finals we all got blind and stumbled down the the Grovie pub, drank more, associated, blah blah blah.
anyways.. ended up at some girls house with a mate. He started hooking up with her on the hamick outside.. so being the drunk that I am I went wondering around her house, found her room, somehow found her dildo and $50, shoved the money down my pants, then went back outside and started smacking them in the face with it. The bitch cracked the shits and kicked us out.
We went back to his joint and kept drinking. i passed out in the early hours of the morning on the couch.
brb gotta shit
I woke up a few hours later by a mate putting a beer in my hand. A few laughs later and I was pissed again. We drank all day which i have no recollection of.. went to another mates house that night and it was cold so we decided to make a bomb fire.. turns out you need wood to have a bomb fire.. so we tied a rope to the back of the car and went tree logging.
Found a couple of small trees and dragged them home. We struggled to get it started so I covered the trees in petrol.. and the fuckers thought it would be funny to light it while i was still standing there.. wasn't funny, singed my hair, eye lashes and eye brows and almost made me change my jocks..
a few beers later I was over it and had good night around the fire.
Fuck me Katy Perry is hot!
Sunday just had a few quiet ones, talked about the past couple of days and went to the movies to watch Step Brother. lmao i highly recommend it.
Grand Final this weekend
What did you get up to?
