dude that carpet is fuckin' nasty. ah well, pigs wallow in filth. one could only presume he wipes his ass with the same diligence with which he cleans his floor (before he rolls around on it).
i hope that whoever took the photo's next move after rendering mark immobile was to anally violate him with that piece of lumber in the lower left.
edit - what broke ass cannot afford a bed frame? they're like $20.