Warning : Don't get drunk around Chinese people

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Guanabee | Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum.

A Chinese man has died after an eel that was inserted in his rectum gnawed away at his intestine.

The 59 year-old chef–whose name has not been disclosed– was taken to a Sischuan hospital with severe anal bleeding, abdominal pain. Local doctors, unable to figure out what was causing the symptoms obtained permission from the family to conduct a laparotomy– a surgical incision into the abdominal wall done to examine the abdominal organs.

Once inside, the doctors found a 50cm long, dead Asian swamp eel stuck in the man’s rectal region. The slithery fish had bit it’s way through the intestine. The man was then taken to the intensive care unit, but died ten days later from internal bleeding and sepsis.

But how did the eel end up in the man’s anus? According to reports, the chef had consumed copious amounts of eel the day before, but doctors couldn’t figure out how a live eel ended up in his rectum. Eventually, his friends confessed to have inserted the live eel up his anus as a joke after the man passed out from drinking heavily.

 

[Duke]

Goddamn.

 

[Bobby Sands]

nice friends to have

 

[S O F I]

Chinese people know how to party.

 

[Synful*Luv]

I don't know if I should laugh or be appalled.

 

[Prize Gotti]

This reminds me of 1 Guy 2 Fish

 

[Preach]

Lol imagine you're drunk, you're all excited about this super edgy prank you're gonna pull on your friend, you do it, you leave him, you all giggle and go home excitedly awaiting the person's reaction the following day...

..and you end up killing your friend lol. Damn, that sucks. Poor retarded guys.