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^ yea I know I'm pissed he doesn't have any toys. His mom was in there earlier.
 
Why is it swimming on the floor? They purposely made the floor too slippery, those monsters :(

Bookmarked!
 
I'm not sure what's going on right now but it looks illegal!!!

Aww, now they're all cuddled up, I wish they had more than just each other for entertainment, some toys, water, foliage? :(
 
lol...there are other videos. There is one of the birth and one of the baby playing with a tree. At the dr. They do get out of the cage. :)
 
It would be cool if you could control the cam and look around the enclosure!

They probably dont want you to see the zoo keepers smoking dope or abusing the animal though
 
I wonder what it would taste like if I stuck a skewer in its ass and BBQ'd it. Is it like Chinese food? Eat the whole damn thing and 10 minutes later I'm hungry again?
 
That's pretty cute. :)

dilla said:
I wonder what it would taste like if I stuck a skewer in its ass and BBQ'd it. Is it like Chinese food? Eat the whole damn thing and 10 minutes later I'm hungry again?

Hmm...well, they're rather lazy, vegetarian animals. The meat may be quite tender.

Perhaps a golden idea...a restaurant that exclusively serves endangered species.
 
It would be cool if you could control the cam and look around the enclosure!

They probably dont want you to see the zoo keepers smoking dope or abusing the animal though

Or jerking off on an elephants face. :embarresd:
 
Or jerking off on an elephants face. :embarresd:

:laugh:

What is with you recently? I have never laughed this hard at your posts before. You always seemed to be the quite guy in the corner not doing anything. And here you are, coming up with classic one liners. :cool:
 
So I watched it for a minute and it was a panda sleeping and it was funny cus it kept twitching, hehe. Then all of a sudden a huge fucking panda comes in and snatches the little one up, which i thought was a normal sized panda lol, and rolls on its back and holds it like a baby which I now know it is. More zoos should do this.
 

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