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21/05/08 – John Terry Football Boots - Recall

Date: 21st May 2008

The following notice has been published in the national press:

IMPORTANT SAFETY ADVICE

JOHN TERRY FOOTBALL BOOTS

We have just become aware that this product, which should have included studs, was actually supplied a smooth rubber sole, and has been found to be unsuitable for playing football, on wet surfaces.

If you have purchased any of these boots, they should be immediately disposed of, in the main household refuse.



Chelsea Fooball Club would like to thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish to apologise for any inconvenience caused. They will offer a full refund (proof of purchase required), and will also provide as way of replacement, a free pair of Russian Army Boots. Please contact:

Chelsea Football Club, Stamford Bridge, Fulham Road, London, SW6 1HS
 
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