Tweeting Too Hard

[Casey]

Tweeting Too Hard

This site is epically awesome. It quotes the most obnoxious, self-loving tweets from around the world. I can't believe some people actually say shit like this. EPIC LOL.

Here's some choice quotes:

Looking at my handwriting up on the whiteboard, and I'm thinking it's a prime candidate for its own font.

Been wearing the same t-shirt for six days straight now. I still look and smell fucking amazing.

I'm forcing my chauffeur to change his name to Rudolfo, someone of my caliber can't have his Maybach driven by someone called Trevor.

YES I have a nice ass, now PLEASE people- stop telling me about it!

fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...

OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love.

LOLOLOL. If you find a really funny one on there, please post it here.

 

[Stone_Cold]

Todays second most popular

"off to lunch with the ex soon. My breakups are always dramatic but then my ex's always become my BFFs. Guess no one can quit me. :0)"

Shut the fuck up!

 

[Shadows]

lol, oh man. I don't have any funny ones, just cool ones really.

But I liked this one that u posted:

YES I have a nice ass, now PLEASE people- stop telling me about it!

I'm thinking of going on and saying,

YES I have a big dick, now PLEASE people- stop talking to hoes about it!

 

[_carmi]

lmao. people are soooo full of themselves.

 

[Duke]

i thought this topic was about blow off valves

 

[goymz]

This is my new favourite website.

"If you weren't on Twitter in 2007 you are NOT an authority on social media. At all."

lmao.

 

[roaches]

twitter is gay.