Transvestites

[dillaxx]

Well, they're there.

 

[Bender]

What're you talking about? I wanna see the rest of Yeshua's collection of ninja turtles

I sold them at a car boot sale I used to have every character, Michelangelo was my fav, now it's Raphael. Now I make/buy weapons and read books about ninjas. I have a shell scarring collection of knives/weapons though, and I'm not just talking about my chef knives. Turtle shits to all those who think Yoshi is a turtle, he is not. Yoshi is a young dragon, that's why he breathes fire.

 

[dillaxx]

I sold them at a car boot sale I used to have every character, Michelangelo was my fav, now it's Raphael. Now I make/buy weapons and read books about ninjas. I have a shell scarring collection of knives/weapons though, and I'm not just talking about my chef knives. Turtle shits to all those who think Yoshi is a turtle, he is not. Yoshi is a young dragon, that's why he breathes fire.

I thought he was a dinosaur. I don't think he breathes fire, that's Bowser/Cooper. He just loves to lick things and the women love him for that.

 

[Bender]

of course he breathes fire, you get the magic mushrooms and he can do anything, even fly

 

[S. Fourteen]

Dragons do not breathe fire - that's just an exaggerated claim.

They actually spit out a venomous goo to disable any threat. When the goo gets in your eyes - it burns like fire.

They also have a long red tongue much like that of a snake's tongue. When the tongue is moving, it gives an appearance of sparks flying out of its mouth - again, the fire was an exaggerated claim to scare the kids into praying before bed.

I would also like to add that dragons do not typically wear Italian leather boots, nor do they fly using bird like feathery wings.

The fine folks at Nintendo took some magic mushrooms and wondered what would happen if Godzilla and a chameleon mated. The result is the iconic Yoshi.

Stick a fork in it, 'cause, Yeshua, you sir, are done.