Tour of My Childhood

[Preach]

I'm taking the bitch on a walkabout in the Norwegian mountains. It will start tonight and end tomorrow. I plan the route. We'll be tenting. We're bringing lots of brown shit and sausages. And a big ass butcher knife.

If you don't hear from me in a few days I died. Peace ya'll.

 

[masta247]

have a nice day and use condoms. Take care and bye. If you die say hi from me to the God/Allah/Buddha or whoever you'll meet if there's "the other side". It was nice meeting you Preach.

 

[SicC]

I can only imagine what you will be using all those sausages for Preachy!

pz

 

[Farzin]

Brokeback Mountain Norwegian style!

Don't drop the leaf.

 

[Duke]

lmao @ her turning into your girlfriend. I so told you.

Fat fuck.

 

[Euphanasia]

Bon voyage

 

[Bobby Sands]

I'm taking the bitch on a walkabout in the Norwegian mountains. It will start tonight and end tomorrow. I plan the route. We'll be tenting. We're bringing lots of brown shit and sausages. And a big ass butcher knife.

If you don't hear from me in a few days I died. Peace ya'll.

you are so gangsta.

 

[Rahim]

what do u mean by "brown shit"..whats this "brown shit"?

 

[Chronic]

^^
Hash.

Have fun, come back dead.

 

[Dogmatic187]

I heard Bears live in woods. You're girlfriend is menstrating is she? Good luck :thumb:

 

[Bender]

Why take a butcher knife to the woods, are you hunting for food? I cringe at the thought of you being stuck up in the mountains for weeks and having to eat your girlfriend :*(

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Why take a butcher knife to the woods, are you hunting for food? I cringe at the thought of you being stuck up in the mountains for weeks and having to eat your girlfriend :*(

having to eat THE BITCH*

 

[keco52]

^^
Hash.

Have fun, come back dead.

lmao @ her turning into your girlfriend. I so told you.

Fat fuck.

Brokeback Mountain Norwegian style!

Don't drop the leaf.

3 EL OH EL's in 1 thread. :nuts:

 

[Duke]

3 EL OH EL's in 1 thread. :nuts:

It is soothing to know I helped satisfy your humoristic cravings.

Wanna go for apple pie later?

 

[Preach]

^^
No one wants to go anywhere with you, asshole.

Why take a butcher knife to the woods, are you hunting for food? I cringe at the thought of you being stuck up in the mountains for weeks and having to eat your girlfriend :*(

thanks.

ps! males like things that are longer/bigger/sharper/better than that of other males. just a trivia you may or may not have heard about. my knife SHITS on your steak set.

you are so gangsta.

thanks.

having to eat THE BITCH*

thanks.

Considering the way you've all treated me, I'm not telling any stories! Though for the ones of you who hoped to never see me again, sorry.

 

[Bender]

ps! males like things that are longer/bigger/sharper/better than that of other males. just a trivia you may or may not have heard about. my knife SHITS on your steak set.

Um, no.

I'm sorry Preach but my Global knives shit on everything, including your shitty ass butcher knife.

YOSHIKIN | GLOBAL-PRO GP-15

You will not find a knife better than this. This is the daddy of all butcher knives

 

[Preach]

it's not actually a butcher knife in the traditional sense, it's got a similarly shaped blade, but the knife is made for outdoors use. i prefer meat axes for inside use. i even use them to cut onions.

 

[_carmi]

so how was your trip preach?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

He died.

 

[Tha_Wood]

i have a started a love affair with kitchen knives.

but yeh how did the trip go? any humorous thing happen.