To Hide or Not to Hide

[Jurhum]

i punked dis dude yesterday on tha streetz wit his friend around. dis is how it all happened. I was walkin wid my girl den we saw dese two drunks then i said: "whuzzup bla bla bla (called him by his name) den he said why you fukin wit me. I said fuck off/shut the fuck up dickhead. while dis whole time my gf was watchin and i was drunk too.

now da problem is i tink the guy i punked told his friend about what i did and i heard his friend is a pyscho. I also heard they are planing to stab my leg. Now the question. how do i protect my leg from being stabbed?

 

[Tupac-Soulja]

ROFL wow thats fucken funny, are u jokin?

 

[JDeez]

hide

 

[PuffnScruff]

beat his ass with a candy cane

 

[KFatal]

 

[Tru Principle]

zOMG... what the HEEZY? RUN RUN RUN GET EM GET EM ZOMG IDONT KNOWABOUTYOUBUTITHINK7DEUCEIDIOTPYSCHOBLAHBLAHISAFAGGOTZOMG


ZOMG , pyscho deuce biggalo male whore you suck.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Buy some lead, wrap it around your legs that should help shield the blade and at the same time help with that big head of yours I heard you have.

 

[AmerikazMost]

fucking biters

http://www.streethop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153810

another member who looooves my style

 

[Jurhum]

someone had to do it

 

[AmerikazMost]

someone had to do it

And I agree that everybody's a biter, but if you xerox the style than that's infringin' on my copy, right?

 

[Jurhum]

no.. it's called borrowing idea's from white people.

 

[AmerikazMost]

if you'd like me to start writing all of your jokes for you, i'll do them fairly cheap

 

[HipHop77]

fucking biters

http://www.streethop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153810

another member who looooves my style

style of what, lying? tch

 

[AmerikazMost]

style of what, lying? tch

GhettoStar's thread
http://www.streethop.com/forum/thread153796.html

My thread
http://www.streethop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153810



n00b

 

[ArtsyGirl]

That is pretty shameless.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Don't eat all the shrimp

 

[mechman]

wear a suit of armor under your pant legs. Then, while he is recoiling in surprise from his metallic-related failure, kick him in the throat.

 

[Vaudeville]

a spoof?

 

[bigmack]

when that psycho faggot leans down to stab you in the leg , kick him in the teeth

 

[_carmi]

1st. learn how to write.
2nd. well thats one funny story.