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This is what I can't stand

The worst part about that is when they ask in loud as voice, as if everybody in store wants to hear they helping me. specially white blond chicks like to do that. it makes me wanna smack them around.

but i've come up with something good. as soon as i open the front door and as im about to enter the store i scream a loud ''NO THANK YOU YOU CAN NOT HELP ME'' before they even think about asking me for help and i go about my buisness and rest of the time they dont come again.
 
~Bachaveli Don~ said:
specially white blond chicks like to do that. it makes me wanna smack them around.
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LMAO.
I work at the supermarket and how I act with customers depends on what mood I am in. If they create conversation I will continue with it, but most of the time I consider customers as scum of the earth, and want them to get the fuck out of the shop with their 3 trollies full of shit that I have to scan. Especially with fat lady customers, it really makes me want to yell out as loud as I can..
"GO EASY ON THE GROCERIES YOU DISGUSTING FAT SWEATY HO, GET A LIFE YOU REPULSIVE OLD BITCH". There were fat old bitches in there shopping at 7pm on New Years Eve. I was getting the fuck out of there as fast as I can to go out, and these filthy pigs had no plans for the night.
 
I have a similar circumstance in the video store, I recollect it perfectly because it was so annoying.

Store: Suncoast
DVD Being Purchased: The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (Full Screen)
Clerk: Nerdy Mid-20's Female Geek

Me: *walks up to the counter with my DVD* Hi, how are you?
Clerk: Good, thanks! Have you seen this movie yet?
Me: No I haven't, have you? I heard it's good--that's why I'm getting it.
Clerk: Haha, yes I love it.
Me: Good, good. *awkward silence*
Clerk: ....
Me: ....
Me: ?
Clerk: Can I suggest to you getting this in the wide screen format?
Me: Nah, I really don't like the wide screen, it's too small and choppy on my TV.
Clerk: What kind of TV do you have?
Me: A big screen.
Clerk: Me too, is yours HD?
Me: Yeah.
Clerk: Same here, wide screen looks perfect.
**awkward silence**
Me: ...well I really just dont want wide screen.
Clerk: Well, in Full Frame it cuts off some of the movie.
Me: I'm fine.
Clerk: Okay, well if you need to return it because it's Full Frame, here's your receipt.
 
Jokerman said:
Of course, if it's a cute girl asking these questions, it's a different story.

girl: "That's a good movie."

me: "Really? Would you like to see it again...like tonight?"


Oh yeah, someone reminded me, the salespeople. They are the worst.

"Can I help you?"
"I just walked into the fucking store! Can I take a look around first? If I want you, I will call you over, okay?"

And then they stare at you the whole time.
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lmao @ the salesperson thing, i hate that.

but i gess they're jus tryin to make sum money, especially if ther workin off commision, they need every sale they can

but that also bugs me, wen people that work for commision, like at clothing stores, and ther jus ssoooooo desperate for a sale, and they keep houndin u tellin u nice every piece of shit in the store is. Like sumtimes i think those idiots must think im blind, hell no i aint buyin a yellow pokadotted shoe u fuckin idiot, "but its dope man, ther rilly popular" "ok well wen i see everyone wearin them, ill come back here, but not to buy the shoes, to giv u a nice bitch slap cuz u convinced all the idiot out ther to buy them and now i hav to look at them everywhere i go."
 
Mase said:
LMAO.
I work at the supermarket and how I act with customers depends on what mood I am in. If they create conversation I will continue with it, but most of the time I consider customers as scum of the earth, and want them to get the fuck out of the shop with their 3 trollies full of shit that I have to scan. Especially with fat lady customers, it really makes me want to yell out as loud as I can..
"GO EASY ON THE GROCERIES YOU DISGUSTING FAT SWEATY HO, GET A LIFE YOU REPULSIVE OLD BITCH". There were fat old bitches in there shopping at 7pm on New Years Eve. I was getting the fuck out of there as fast as I can to go out, and these filthy pigs had no plans for the night.
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You know.
but no in supermarkets its not like that. im talking about going to some shoe or clothes store. these blonde attention whore full of make up looking femmes coming at you with loud as tone 'hi good afternoon how are you doing today may i help you find what you looking for' bitch get out of my way. ' ok sir if you still would need any help im right over here' thats when my rare sarcastic look comes on my face.
 
what about those direct sellers who have those stupid stalls in the shops and they hand you those fucking pamphlets?

i always take one then throw it in the bin and you can tell their butt cheeks are all clenched up in anger and sadness and more importantly, self pity where they begin to wonder why they took this job and then remind themselves that it pays good money.
 
ill-matic said:
what about those direct sellers who have those stupid stalls in the shops and they hand you those fucking pamphlets?

i always take one then throw it in the bin and you can tell their butt cheeks are all clenched up in anger and sadness and more importantly, self pity where they begin to wonder why they took this job and then remind themselves that it pays good money.
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Yea as i pick one of those the same second i throw in garbage. i know it aint nothing important. but i also understand they got to sell so i still pick it up but only throw in garbage.
 
SiGh said:
oh yea this reminds me of a time where i cut this dude in line at the grocery store..and he got mad and was like...you better stepp, b4 i fuck u. and i was like u mean fuck me...up, right? he was like no. i wasnt gonna fight a dude in the grocery store...so i started walking towards the end of the line..and he was like yea niggah, better keep goin b4 u git ur ass licked! and i came back n said..u mean kicked...right? n he was like no, li-li-li-li-li-li-licked! den he made the tongue movement...with his tongue.
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LMFAO, uh-oh
 
SiGh said:
oh yea this reminds me of a time where i cut this dude in line at the grocery store..and he got mad and was like...you better stepp, b4 i fuck u. and i was like u mean fuck me...up, right? he was like no. i wasnt gonna fight a dude in the grocery store...so i started walking towards the end of the line..and he was like yea niggah, better keep goin b4 u git ur ass licked! and i came back n said..u mean kicked...right? n he was like no, li-li-li-li-li-li-licked! den he made the tongue movement...with his tongue.
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LMAO ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
 
RFTP said:
lmao, yea I understand, but it's a good thing that you corrected him tho! :thumb: lol
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lolz i was shocked when i heard..i had to go back see if this dude was really saying what i think he was saying. :(.
 
So basically the only time that people are nice to each other in America is when they are serving something to you (for money) and even then the average American is rude and uses profanity.
 
not really ken said:
So basically the only time that people are nice to each other in America is when they are serving something to you (for money) and even then the average American is rude and uses profanity.
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we aint mean out here in america..we're nice as shit. i mean dont git me wrong..ill stab ur ass in the face..if u look at me weird or if ur grilling me. but other den dat. ima nice nigga u kno im sayin.

i aint never been mean to sum1 who hasnt done sum shit first. if u gonn treat me like shit..im usually nice at first..unless im pissed of n shit. :) :(
 
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