this is what happened to me today

ill-matic

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i have exams in a couple of weeks so i was getting ready for some hard ass study. i was gonna hit the books big time.

anyway, i wake up in the morning, around 10 am, and open my blinds, then my window to let some nice warm air into my room. i like warm air.

so i open the window wide and then i leave my room to eat breakfast and watch a little bit of tv.

after about 40 minutes i think to myself "alright, let's go hit the books," and so i walked back to my room.

little did i realise that my neighbour, who's backyard is right opposite my window, decided to put some chicken manure or some other shit (excuse the pun) on his backyard lawn. fair enough, the grass needs to eat, doesnt it?

what annoyed me is that the stench of it all proceeded to woft into my bedroom, through my open window. so now i have to sit in my room and study maths whilst getting high on the pungent smell of manure. that made me very shitty (pun)

well, thats my story for today. stay tuned for my next adventure.

bye
 

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