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[Tha Massive Bell]

I know what killed Gene Hackman. The damn government hacked his gene.

Anybody else cringe when you see a dystopian advertisement like "here are top automatic dog feeders for busy pet parents"? holy fucking shit

Seriously, anybody above 60 that has gender pronoun on their profile is not worth your time. Nobody cares.

Yes. Oprah gets to keep her gas stove top while you pay taxes on cow farts.

Dire wolf? What? They're making artificial hearts that beat. That's for those low IQ douchebags that want to go to Mars.

Time for a sequel. Armageddon 2: The freedom of a pop star, Oprah's friend and Bezo's girlfriend.

Coming Soon.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Went to the grocery store yesterday (4/9), the first thing I noticed was lack of shopping baskets by the entrance. The baskets were all at the check-out by the exit. Way to go minimum wagers! Picked up a half-gallon of milk. The date on the carton reads 4/4. Pick up the carton next to it and the date read 4/25.

Holy shit dude.

Why is America so careless? WTF is going on? Why is America trying to kill me? Who is Trump and Putin? Why can I not have smarter people around me? Why are they trying to kill me?