This is my thread

[dilla]

What's this crazy story about this woman who just slept with 100 guys? It's all over X and I can't figure out why it happened. (Not really trying too hard)

I've seen it, too. She did it, consensually, and then talked to someone in tears about how hard it was to do and the things involved with fucking 100 guys.

And then I think she set a goal to do 1000 guys? Could've been a joke but the fact that 100 happened makes me think she's not all there to begin with.

 

[dilla]

Why does his mugshot look like a magazine cover?

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Murderous James Franco

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

The devil told the CEO, you shoulda had better coverage.

Her vagina has a yuuuge carbon footprint.

TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds

Let's not single out TikTok on this.

I just like to know who's pooping on my veggies on a weekly basis.

 

[Jokerman]

Looking on X right now and I think we're seeing the collapse of American society.

 

[dilla]

Looking on X right now and I think we're seeing the collapse of American society.

Why? What's changed in recent days that is different from years past?

I have my Following tab bookmarked for Twitter. So when I click on it, it takes me to that and only that. I don't see stuff from people I don't follow unless someone retweets it. And since my main timeline is just sports related, no one's retweeting some out of line stuff.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Everyone on the Trump kabinet is accused of sexual misconduct. Vance and Tulsi are the only guys who hasn't raped.

I'm taking a break from being a professional Swifty. Moving to Florida to become a professional beech groomer.

I tried out this A.I. girlfriend thing. Named her Olivia and told her I wanted to get physical and she told me to go kill myself. We're taking a break.

All the drones? It's okay guys, it's NORAD testing out their precision Santa tracking system.

I'm still confused, Caitlin Clark is an actual woman?

 

[Jokerman]

The drones are searching for illegal immigrants and transsexuals. Thank you, Trump.

 

[Jokerman]

If you haven't talked to someone under the age of 20 recently, they're literally all varying levels of illiterate. Not joking.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

A Gen Z teaching me how to use the updated OS on my 10 year old tablet.

 

[Jokerman]

There are few humans more full of shit than Mark Zuckerberg.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

There are few humans more full of shit than Mark Zuckerberg.

Trump, Maddow and neocons to name a few. What did Zark Muckerburger say now? lol

 

[Jokerman]

Not what he said but did. Trump wrote in his recently released coffee table book that Mark Zuckerberg would “spend the rest of his life in prison” if he ever crossed him again. So what does that twerp do? He, or Meta, has donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund and went to Mar-a Lago to suck up and kiss the ring.

 

[dilla]

If anyone cares, I think I'm going to keep both PD bags. I've been using them both on alternating days and I think they're great. Especially the Everyday Backpack. Opening bags from either of its sides proved to be an incredible feature. I'll have to tinker around with the velcro separators and see if I can divide 30L of capacity in to something more organized and useful.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Not what he said but did. Trump wrote in his recently released coffee table book that Mark Zuckerberg would “spend the rest of his life in prison” if he ever crossed him again. So what does that twerp do? He, or Meta, has donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund and went to Mar-a Lago to suck up and kiss the ring.

Gangster. At least it's out in the open. Oprah lied about getting a sweet mil from the Harris campaign.

Why do they need so much money for the inaugural?

Xmas is canceled. Santa has been arrested for racketeering. Mrs. Klause faked her death and moved to Mexico. All the elfs are at the AA meeting.

 

[Jokerman]

Why do they need so much money for the inaugural?

I know, you would think the swearing-in takes maybe 15 minutes and then he’s off to destroy the country. Here’s a hundred bucks for that. Nooo. Just for that they need to spend money on maintenance, security, construction, fencing, bleachers, cleanup. Law enforcement, first responders, transportation, communication. Opening ceremonies. Welcome concerts and parades. Then there’s a few days of black-tie parties, galas, and balls. Custom-made gifts. And for all that, once again, security, law enforcement, first responders, transportation, and communication need to be paid for. Total: about $200 million. Some the Federal government pays, but the rest come from donors expecting favors later. And Trump gives them. Heck, the Dems should pay for the whole thing and get the Harris agenda implemented by Trump.

Trump: "I am signing a bill today funding trans abortions for illegal immigrants in prison and higher egg costs for all."

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Trump: "I'm honored to announce that Canada will be our 52nd state followed by 51st Ukraine. I am also selling Alaska back to Russia. Let me tell you it's the greatest deal in the history of deals."


Remember when McCain wanted to sell Hawaii to China? Good times.

I can't afford eggs so I'm having just nogs this year.

 

[dilla]

Any stories from your Holiday gatherings?

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I made futo maki and pork shabushabu for my Mom. She got emotional and I told her it was the weed we smoked before the meal. Happy Birthday Jesus. Congratulations Mary.

I can't believe it's record breaking travel this Holiday season. What a crock ------ I guess they call what I just did "travel shame" - haha. Merry fucking Christmas. Enjoy your precious eggs.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

This year went by fast. Happy new year.

 

[dilla]

Any of you folks espresso experts? Or at least have a machine? My sister has been researching machines since August and I wanted to gift her one for Christmas but I don't know shit without actually asking her and making her aware I'm getting one for her.

I may just ask her but I know some of you buy expensive shit after months of research so I figured I'd ask since I'm ignorant to this stuff.

Why are recommended ones starting at $300? The fuck happened to an $80 Keurig from Costco that came with a sampler pack of K Cups that tasted like ass-water.