This is my thread

[Pittsey]

Damn. Is Ohio that dry for normal guys? I've seen your pictures Keco, you are a good looking girl. I don't get why you only attract loonies. Unless.... That is... possibly... You are also a lunatic?

 

[keco52]

No...yeah...I think it's fairly obvious at this point. I have serious issues that attract these people. I'm gonna work on it.

Ohio is pretty fucking disgusting too. I'm gonna work on that too.

 

[keco52]

He looked like Kevin James character in King of Queens. I was thinking jolly fat guy...nothing will go wrong. Winter is coming. I'm always cold...he's sweating from walking. Perfect. Idk. Save your rape stories for the 3rd date. It's giving me a tension headache.

 

[Pittsey]

Save your rape stories for the 3rd date. It's giving me a tension headache.

lol

I think I'd want a second date to see what gems he would confess to. He must have more in his locker.

And... What happened to your friend from London?

 

[dilla]

I saw a patient today that had Klinefelter's Syndrome. He and his wife both came in because of his stroke and infection of the leg.

It was real awkward to have my dad tell me in another room that "they have a sexless marriage. And they are fine with it. It suits them both."

Fuck my life. Dude took off his pants to show the infection on his leg. The patient, not my dad. All I could think of was his "pea-sized testes" which is what the textbook says is a distinguishing characteristic of Klinefelter's.

Apparently I missed seeing a patient (female) with breast and ass implants. My dad was telling me. He said he'd never seen ass implants in his years of practicing. Which leads me to wonder how he dealt with the tit job and why that was even relevant. Oh well.

 

[ARon]

So yeah, I fed her enough alcohol until it had the same effects as rohypnol and then I went at it. And that's a first date story. I bet he'd be fun to drink with though, the cocaine and wall street hooker stories would be hilarious.

Keco, get a po box so I can send you one of those new straws that are on kickstarter that change colors when they detect rohypnol and other give me a thumbs up and smile in this picture drugs.

Please tell me you saw the pictures or at least saw the fatty naked, I've done worse for what would be a gem of a story like that.

I'm going to a strip club for a bachelor party Saturday night, sort of lame I know. I'll try to snapchat something cool without getting beat up by a bouncer

 

[dilla]

There were no pictures, really, unless you count chest ct scans. Which I saw today. Interesting as you got to see the silicon differentiate from everything else in the body like organs and the cavities.

And I was fine without seeing Klinefelter Guy's chode. He was a good guy and his wife was pretty chill too. No further comments on that situation.

 

[Jokerman]

I'm going to a strip club for a bachelor party Saturday night,

Give Miley a buck for me.

 

[keco52]

And... What happened to your friend from London?

I keep forgetting to ask him. He's getting married next month in Tennessee. All I know is that each of his guests are getting their own cabin.

 

[Pittsey]

I keep forgetting to ask him. He's getting married next month in Tennessee. All I know is that each of his guests are getting their own cabin.

He's a baller.

 

[dilla]

She was Bill Buckner and he was the baseball.

Missed chance.

That ship has now sailed.

 

[Pittsey]

I have yet to find anything more painful than a kidney stone and I have had major surgery.

 

[dilla]

Hmm. Heard of a penile sheath catheter?

 

[Jokerman]

I have yet to find anything more painful than a kidney stone and I have had major surgery.

Try stepping on some Legos barefoot.

 

[S O F I]

@ jokey - real talk brah

 

[Pittsey]

Hmm. Heard of a penile sheath catheter?

Trying to avoid all implements up my chap.

I had lithotripsy on a 17mm stone on Tuesday. Been hell since.

 

[dilla]

I am not too experienced in the clinical side of medicine yet, but doesn't lithotripsy basically prevent painful passings of the stones? Or are they still big enough to scrape and get stuck?

 

[Pittsey]

I am not too experienced in the clinical side of medicine yet, but doesn't lithotripsy basically prevent painful passings of the stones? Or are they still big enough to scrape and get stuck?

My stone was 17mm. They look to have smashed some of it up into 1mm - 5mm pieces, that scrape and hurt. I should have had the operation instead really.

 

[keco52]

Pitts send me your snapchat. We're all going out tonight. You need to see the girls that will be there. I'm going to look like a troll next to them.

 

[Pittsey]

Pitts send me your snapchat. We're all going out tonight. You need to see the girls that will be there. I'm going to look like a troll next to them.

Done