This is my thread

[Pittsey]

So.... I was just on wikipedia and decided to read what it said about the glorious area I grew up in. It wasn't too bad, although there was a lot of negativity. But this one caught my eye.

A recent survey showed that per person per square mile Chalvey in Slough has the highest assault rate in the western world

I actually have fond memories of the place. But... Since I let 10 years ago, I haven't been back and don't intend to. But... I'm not ashamed to say that I am from Slough.
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[dilla]

My uncle lives in Slough. Last time I was there I was eight and went to this kids indoor play place called Blitz.

And I remember taking the train to London to the US embassy....

And if an HD stream is worth the money and all the hassle, go for it. I watch football through streams, and I find it to work just fine. Yeah, I love HD, but I can manage the decent streams out there.

For TV shows I download, though, I prefer HD. Especially shows like Top Gear, where a lot of time has been put into the visual effects and the scenery in the countries they visit is remarkable.

 

[ARon]

So i tried starting up an nbc account or whatever and they told me to just go through my service providers website and they don't have any sports streaming which sucks

 

[ARon]

I'm a groomsman for my friend and his wife wants us to wear Chuck Taylor's. She is super Catholic, this is going to be a super traditional wedding, it confuses me. He had to take classes and shit to convert to Catholicism, took tests and then went on a dinner date with this old Catholic couple so they could somewhat approve of him. I joked with him like she must give the best head ever but yeah, Chucks, unbelievable

 

[S O F I]

you need to stop hanging out with white people

 

[dilla]

That's the part about religion I don't understand. I could pass that test and still not want to convert to Catholicism. Knowledge of other religions doesn't mean you get in or get kicked out of them. So dumb.

Step in dog shit with this Chucks and walk around and act like you know nothing.

 

[Jokerman]

Chucks, unbelievable

Wear Wiz's Chucks:

His Converse collection drops Aug 23. No pics yet, but ^those^ will probably not be one of them. They were custom made for him. But if I like his black ones, I'll probably pick up a pair.

 

[S O F I]

no you won't shut up lol

 

[dilla]

My high school AP Chem teacher used to rock Chucks. He was such a faggot.... Goddamn him.

 

[Pittsey]

 

[ARon]

I just don't know what to say jokerman lol, please don't buy black ones

 

[ARon]

I have to wear suspenders now... how much of a dick move is it to drop out of a wedding lol

 

[keco52]

I feel your pain Aron. I was a maid of honor in July. I had to wear a yellow Easter Sunday/middle school homecoming looking dress.

 

[ARon]

Already put this on fb but I might as well say it here too...

It's dark and rainy and I pull up to a stop light and I look at the car next to me and see this old lady who is crazy pale. She had a scarf wrapped around her neck and head and some sunglasses on and also a sombrero. There were also pieces of like a grass hula skirt hanging out the door. She didn't move at all for a couple minutes. I couldn't stop staring to see if she was dead. The old man driving kept glancing at me like I knew something I shouldn't. I want to know what was going on!

Easily one of the craziest things I've seen

 

[keco52]

Rapetimeforaron is a hash tag on IG. Don't ask how I know

 

[keco52]

Was she pale or gray? Maybe she's one of those rare people allergic to the sun. Maybe he stole a mannequin. Maybe it's a real doll and they're on a date

 

[ARon]

See I initially did a double take cus I thought she was fake. She had a lot of detail though do I was unsure. What really freaked me out was the way the guy was looking at me. We'd make eye contact then he sit back and look straight to avoid me then start looking again moments later

 

[dilla]

The laugh track is horrible...

 

[Jokerman]

We'd make eye contact then he sit back and look straight to avoid me then start looking again moments later

That was Heisenberg on his latest atrocity. Probably his neighbor.

 

[dilla]

Aron, your last few posts make you seem like a character on Seinfeld. The situations, your thoughts, actions, etc.

Except you're Mexican, or some shit, and so you'd be Gerardo Sanchez. Santos. Something.