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I always dug that nas line where he's talking about how he's sees jesus and it's different than how his mommy saw him

Nah I'm older than you by 5 or 6 months or something, my bday is in october

damn son you old. (no offense, keco). i thought you were my age-ish..
 
My dad fired one of our cute medical assistants. Days in the clinic with him are gonna feel a whole lot longer now.
 
Nope. Unless it's someone I know and care about, I don't care for births and deaths. I skipped a cake run for a girl I know's birthday party last night. I just wasn't going to pretend to wish her and eat cake and go home, never to think about it again. And I wouldn't be upset if she did the same.

I'll ask her what she did last night, because I genuinely want to know, and I'll tell her I hope she had fun. Because I really do.

But the fake and empty conversations and actions people do sometimes has really gotten to me. I think those that understand and continue to be friends with me, despite knowing that I end up not talking or doing much as a result of not doing the small talk with others, I think those are the ones that are worth keeping close.

Having a baby is not a happy occasion to me. It means the condom broke or your partner is trying to get you to settle down. It's never a good thing, in my eyes.
 
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do you feel anything for friends/family who have a baby? or about to? i feel nothing.

I have been through it, and I feel nothing about other peoples babies too. I hate it when people post all over facebook about their kids. So he got another tooth, get over it, he isn't the first baby to get a tooth, or the last. They always think their kids are clever too, when they fucking aint. Someone posted how clever their 4 year old was because he knew his alphabet before school. He's fucking 4, that isn't smart. Show me a 4 year old who can shoot fire from their eyes, then I'll be impressed.

Rant over.
 
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Nope. Unless it's someone I know and care about, I don't care for births and deaths. I skipped a cake run for a girl I know's birthday party last night. I just wasn't going to pretend to wish her and eat cake and go home, never to think about it again. And I wouldn't be upset if she did the same.

I'll ask her what she did last night, because I genuinely want to know, and I'll tell her I hope she had fun. Because I really do.

But the fake and empty conversations and actions people do sometimes has really gotten to me. I think those that understand and continue to be friends with me, despite knowing that I end up not talking or doing much as a result of not doing the small talk with others, I think those are the ones that are worth keeping close.

Having a baby is not a happy occasion to me. It means the condom broke or your partner is trying to get you to settle down. It's never a good thing, in my eyes.

I can't fake it. If I ask someone how their weekend was, I genuinely mean it. Although, thinking about it, I don't think I've ever enquired about someone's life.
 
So I just did a runny black shit. Either I have bowel cancer, or the amount of Jack and coke I drunk last night has had a negative effect on my stools.

I am officially hanging.

3 in a row. I should have made it one post really. :(
 
do you feel anything for friends/family who have a baby? or about to? i feel nothing.
I actually feel the birthing pains with them. Then my water breaks and they have to give me a pain killer because the contractions are too much.
 
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So I just did a runny black shit. Either I have bowel cancer, or the amount of Jack and coke I drunk last night has had a negative effect on my stools.

I am officially hanging.

3 in a row. I should have made it one post really. :(

Multi quote on this forum is fucked.
 
So I just did a runny black shit. Either I have bowel cancer, or the amount of Jack and coke I drunk last night has had a negative effect on my stools.

I am officially hanging.

3 in a row. I should have made it one post really. :(

Just a mild case of the mud butt, have a Gatorade, an aAdvil and call Coonie in the morning.
 
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I frequented hitemup before I signed up for the message board. I think I signed up for the message board but didn't post for several months. Although it's probably my selective memory that serves me, I think one of my first posts was asking for feedback regarding a verse I wrote for an Anne Frank project for 10th grade English. I had received some good feedback, I believe. Yes, out of a million different ways of going about doing a project for the book, I wanted to do a rap song. It's my one and only rap verse and rap song I ever recorded. It was over the Thugz Mansion beat and not the acoustic because the acoustic version sucked donkey cock. It was me and two other guys. I think we got an A for the project. I don't have the song. I almost want to track down my teacher and ask her if she still has the CD. I really, really want to listen to that song. I don't remember getting much praise from the classmates. But it was two Bosnians and a Fijian guy and not one person made fun of us for that endeavor. Keep in mind, this was like 2003. Back then, if you were white and rapping, you were getting made fun of and the comparisons to Eminem were not of the good kind. If you were foreign white and rapping, take what I said and multiply it by a large number. Now it's like, not even a black person will say something about a white dude rapping. How things have changed in so little time.

One of the lines I used was "I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary" and the two other guys who were on the song with me thought it was awesome. While the line totally applies in terms of the book, I obviously didn't come up with that line. They didn't know that, though. But to keep it real, if it weren't for Office Space...
 
I always dug that nas line where he's talking about how he's sees jesus and it's different than how his mommy saw him



Nah I'm older than you by 5 or 6 months or something, my bday is in october

And why would it be bad that you're older than me

It's not bad. I just always thought we were all around the same age but now were (I'm) the oldest on the board. I was looking at some friends from HS and got damn...age has not been good to them. A few of my friends have a profile pic of them from HS and I lol bc they think they still look the same. The age jokes don't bother me. I guess ppl get worked up if they haven't accomplished everything they thought they would by a certain age.
 
1) Log into Twitter.
2) Notice that "Happy birthday Pattie" is trending.
3) Understand immediately that the "Pattie" in question is Justin Beiber's mom.
4) Kill yourself.
 
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