This is my thread

[Chronic]

The girl I was with tonight stopped mid make-out and asked me what I was thinking. I thought that shit only happened in movies.

Well, what were you thinking?

 

[Jokerman]

The girl I was with tonight stopped mid make-out and asked me what I was thinking.

You should have said, "fixing the refrigerator."

 

[dilla]

The girl I was with tonight stopped mid make-out and asked me what I was thinking. I thought that shit only happened in movies.

Well, 6 years is a very inquisitive age.

 

[Da_Funk]

^I take what I can get.

Well, what were you thinking?

I said something ridiculous like "I'm not thinking anything, I'm just enjoying the moment."

 

[S O F I]

you cornball lol.

"well, right now, how stupid that question was"

 

[vg4030]

Well, what were you thinking?

"I will never be able to satisfy her sexually"

 

[Flipmo]

"Um... can I have my gum back"

 

[S O F I]

"um...can i have my cum back"

 

[Flipmo]

I knew it - Da Funk, you filthy cum-swapper.

 

[S O F I]

I know, right? Always struck me as one.

I love that song lol. Montenegro's eurovision song.

 

[dilla]

I was calling home through GMail and inadvertently clicked on the play button on the video. Of course it blasts and they hear it and it takes me a few seconds to pause it.

Fucking assholes.

 

[S O F I]

porno?

 

[dilla]

No, the video posted above.

 

[S O F I]

oh ok. and you were embarrassed? lol

 

[dilla]

The fact that it played loudly in my parents ear over the phone when we were discussing school and how I had been in the library all day studying, yes.

 

[S O F I]

st pattys day..not looking forward to the bar scene tonight.

 

[Da_Funk]

^Shut up. I'm sitting at a fucking computer creating a presentation for my thesis defense/presentation.

 

[Shadows]

"I will never be able to satisfy her sexually"

 

[dilla]

st pattys day..not looking forward to the bar scene tonight.

Too shy for the bar scene. Too conscience-ridden to get some girl drunk and take her home. Too cheap to get her drunk too. Plus, the prettiest girl in our class drinks with two or three other "relatively-conservative" friends and dances only with them at the bar. She was only there for a few hours Friday night, which was the first time I'd heard of her going out in about a month.

I had a friend skip school on Monday to go to a beach party some female doctor from England told him to come to. I don't wanna be like him either.

Identity crisis.

 

[vg4030]

Too shy for the bar scene. Too conscience-ridden to get some girl drunk and take her home. Too cheap to get her drunk too. Plus, the prettiest girl in our class drinks with two or three other "relatively-conservative" friends and dances only with them at the bar. She was only there for a few hours Friday night, which was the first time I'd heard of her going out in about a month.

I had a friend skip school on Monday to go to a beach party some female doctor from England told him to come to. I don't wanna be like him either.

Identity crisis.

You're shaping up to become quite a prolific serial killer when you're older