This is my thread

[S O F I]

yeah, but it's not even about that. i mean, even dudes who just talk sports are annoying as fuck. but a woman just makes it that much worse. it's like watching a woman fart.

 

[Preach]

That's sexist.

I love watching women fart.

 

[Preach]

I has a new puppy! If me and my girlfriend break up it'll be her dog, but we're calling it "our dog". And I'm having her this week She's so frickin cute. She shits and pees in the house though, and she bites all the time. I am reading up on how to teach her to be nice, but I'm wondering when I should start training her. She's still just a puppy. Potty training I've already started. I'm just paying attention and bringing her out whenever she starts sniffing around, or whenever I suspect she might want to pee soon. Like after having slept for a few hours, 30-60 minutes after drinking lots, etc. Anyone else with a dog got any insight on when it's appropriate to get them to stop chewing on shit? I guess it's because her gums itch from the teeth growing. I so didn't prepare before agreeing to take care of this puppy.

 

[Chronic]

5 second thought advice: buy her a chew toy. Also, sodomizing shouldn't commence until she's at least 2 weeks old.

 

[masta247]

I never realized how annoying girls sound when they talk about sports. Holy fucking shit. This girl seems to know her shit but please, shut the fuck up.

What sports? Like, sports on TV like about watching football?

Or sports that they practice?

I have to say I haven't experienced that problem, although I would hate a girl that would be a bigger football fan than me, and I'm not much of a football fan.

 

[dilla]

That's sexist.

I love watching women fart.

www.puddingfarts.com

 

[Pittsey]

http://thechive.com/2012/02/14/found-jillian-welsh-22-photos/

 

[dilla]

www.cakefarts.com

 

[S O F I]

What sports? Like, sports on TV like about watching football?

Or sports that they practice?

I have to say I haven't experienced that problem, although I would hate a girl that would be a bigger football fan than me, and I'm not much of a football fan.

sports on tv. baseball and football is all she talks about.

 

[vg4030]

I has a new puppy! If me and my girlfriend break up it'll be her dog, but we're calling it "our dog". And I'm having her this week She's so frickin cute. She shits and pees in the house though, and she bites all the time. I am reading up on how to teach her to be nice, but I'm wondering when I should start training her. She's still just a puppy. Potty training I've already started. I'm just paying attention and bringing her out whenever she starts sniffing around, or whenever I suspect she might want to pee soon. Like after having slept for a few hours, 30-60 minutes after drinking lots, etc. Anyone else with a dog got any insight on when it's appropriate to get them to stop chewing on shit? I guess it's because her gums itch from the teeth growing. I so didn't prepare before agreeing to take care of this puppy.

Good for you man, we're getting a dog soon too. We're actually going to the shelter tomorrow.. if we cant find one there we're getting a samoyed from a local breeder.

Ive trained a few dogs over the years and you need to start training them right from the beginning... there should be none of that 'oh shes just a puppy' stuff (unless its just normal puppy behaviour like chewing stuff) At about 11 weeks is when it gets worse but dies down after.

You need to give her loads of chewing toys and whenever she looks like she might chew your furniture or something encourage her with the toy instead and give her loads of praise when she takes it. Try crate training her too which is really good, especially in the long run. Lots of people think its cruel but its totally natural for them to have a 'den' just dont use it as a punishment.

Also never use negative reinforcement like rubbing her face in pee if she goes in the house. Most puppies will have no idea what they did wrong. You just need to make a big fuss everytime she does something right

The main thing you need to establish is routine, take her our as soon as you wake up, then right after breakfast. Take her to the same spot you want to to use as a bathroom and say a phrase like 'take a dump' or 'go potty' over and over then when she goes give her treat RIGHT AFTER, not when you get back inside. Also take her for a walk/play after too so she gets some reward.

Dont giver her water right before bedtime as she'll probably pee in the house. A rule of thumb is a puppy can hold their bladder for 1 hour for every month. So an 8 week old puppy can hold it for 2 hours. They tend to digest their food alot faster than older dogs.

If you need any specific tips let me know

 

[S O F I]

holy shit, biggest realest post he ever wrote.

 

[vg4030]

I love dogs and dont give a crap about people.

I am the dog wheeeeeesperer

btw. I think its odd that you're already discussing what will happen to the dog if you break up... not alot of confidence there

 

[S O F I]

I messaged Zimbabwe on Facebook. He long ago deleted me. I told him he better come back and post movie links.

 

[S O F I]

people are stupid.

women usually stay in abusive relationships. it's what they do. this doesn't change with celebrity. celebs don't get access to special wisdom that other women don't. maybe better investing advice. why think it should be different for rihanna?

 

[keco52]

Want to ask everyjuan a question and get your opinion/thoughts.

I talk to a member that doesn't post anymore and he seems to think I'm too old to still be going to clubs. Bars are okay apparently. If clubs are not okay in your opinion, where is a socially acceptable place to dance?

 

[Pittsey]

Want to ask everyjuan a question and get your opinion/thoughts.

I talk to a member that doesn't post anymore and he seems to think I'm too old to still be going to clubs. Bars are okay apparently. If clubs are not okay in your opinion, where is a socially acceptable place to dance?

Nah... I am most probably older than you, and I still go to clubs now and then. Depends on the club. The clubs I go to are mainly 25-30 year olds. A few under, a few older. Most of the people I know when I go out are a couple of years older than me. The bars and clubs I usually frequent are owned by people I know, and the clientèle 25-30 because they are around that age.

Where I drink usually these days (Windsor) they are specific clubs for the teenagers, and specific clubs for the older people. Usually the place with cheap drinks is full of youngsters, and the place where you have to dress a bit better, and pay a lot more for drinks, is where the older people go.

In the City of London (Central London) most people will be 30+. It's a lot more expensive cost of living, so most people are bankers, and most people are a lot older.

 

[S O F I]

Want to ask everyjuan a question and get your opinion/thoughts.

I talk to a member that doesn't post anymore and he seems to think I'm too old to still be going to clubs. Bars are okay apparently. If clubs are not okay in your opinion, where is a socially acceptable place to dance?

haha must be Jeremy.

Well, what Pittsey said is true and I agree. There's places whose crowds are generally a bit older. Also, casinos are a great place to dance without running into young people. I don't know if they have casinos where you're from.

But I mean, do you really go to clubs JUST to dance? If so, go to salsa night once a week or something. Every club has a salsa night, usually a night like a Monday or Wednesday. Take tango lessons or something. If you just want to dance, do you have to dance to rap music and grind? I usually tend to call bullshit on girls who go out to clubs every weekend and claim they do just to dance by themselves. I know if the right guy comes along they'll dance with him and hook up, whatever.

I definitely don't ascribe to the whole idea of what is socially acceptable and what is not. Who gives a fuck what I think about you going to clubs, right? But as long as we keep it real and say why we really go.

 

[keco52]

We have a salsa club but they play the music SOOO loud and its so fvcking hot and sweaty in there bc the dance floor is tiny. I don't have a problem with mature clubs except the drinks cost 10x more. I do go JUST to dance. If we go somewhere and there's no one on the dance floor... we leave. I have a group of about 10 friends and we just dance against each other. As lame as that may sound. They are good dancers though.

Im not changing my ways...was just curious.

 

[S O F I]

I don't have a problem with mature clubs except the drinks cost 10x more.

I thought you went just to dance. keed

 

[keco52]

Oh, I thought you meant am I going to try to hook up with ppl and grind on men. I know that's what most ppl are trying to do but no I don't do that. Yes, I drink a lot usually. And it doesn't help that I get super generous when I'm drunk.