This is my thread

[S O F I]

because I have shit to say. Drunken ramblings. I can't use G+ or Facebook for that because of judgmental pricks. I need an outlet.

1. What kind of a self-respecting woman takes a drink back to the bartender because it's too stiff? WTF, you should be happy he hooked you up. cunt.

I thought I had more but the alcohol wore off.

 

[Pittsey]

You tried to get a woman drunk enough to sleep with you?

 

[dilla]

 

[Casey]

[tech n9ne voice] "the name of this motherfuckers called questions.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" [/tech n9ne voice]

 

[vg4030]

This is my thread rifle this is my gun

 

[Ristol]

vg: favorite Kubrick movie. Go. Just say what don't say why.

 

[vg4030]

FMJ!! But there are other good ones too...very hard to choose but this just makes it

 

[Ristol]

Strangelove by a mile sir.

 

[vg4030]

Its very hard to pick one, I know Eyes Wide Shut was by far the worst..

The shining was good and so was clockwork orange.. but mainly because the hospital scene was filmed in my halls of residence lol

 

[Ristol]

Is that right? That's pretty badass.

 

[vg4030]

Yeah, the 'aversion' therapy was filmed in the medical building and the part where he is in the hospital bed is one of the dorm rooms

 

[dilla]

Strangelove was awesome. Watched that when I was 14 alongside Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator and his memorable scene at the end.

 

[Prize Gotti]

This is my thread rifle this is my gun

Lol I thought the very same thing when I read the thread title.

Bonus points if you can tell me what movie quoted that same line only 4 years later?

 

[Preach]

I'll borrow your thread for a bit.

Things that saved my life:

1. When someone tipped me that looking at a bright light helps get your sneeze out if you are about to lose it. Now I never lose sneezes unless I am in a completely dark room.

I thought I had more.

 

[Ristol]

I haven't sneezed in a few days. I'm trying now. I'll be sure to let you know how it turns out.

 

[Preach]

Look at the sun or any really bright lights you got when you feel it's about to come out. That shit will shoot out of you like your brain is cumming, i swear.

 

[S O F I]

you didn't know this before? holy bejeesus.

 

[Ristol]

....

I don't know if I want to do it or not now. You've ignited an intense inner conflict.

 

[Preach]

So if I tell you jacking off makes your dick cum, you stop wanting to do it?

Go ahead and enjoy yourself.

 

[Preach]

you didn't know this before? holy bejeesus.

I knew it years ago, but it's still one of the most important lessons I learned in my life.