Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.
In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Try it in the office when you're bored.
I just got sent that in an email.
Think i'd rather be "happy slapped"
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.
In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Try it in the office when you're bored.
I just got sent that in an email.
Think i'd rather be "happy slapped"