This is gross!!!

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Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.

In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Try it in the office when you're bored.

I just got sent that in an email.


Think i'd rather be "happy slapped"
 
radkin said:
If someone did that to me they'd better run for the hills faster than carl lewis

Word up, lmao, i would single handedly destroy every trace of theire existence on this earth
 
If someone did that to me I would fuckin bash their ass with my bat until their body shreds into an unidentifiable piece of meat.
 
More than likely an exagerated urban myth.

Bit like soggy biscuit... Anyone ever know of anyone who played that? If you don't know what it is... Google it... I gotta eat my dinner later.
 
Pittsey said:
More than likely an exagerated urban myth.

Bit like soggy biscuit... Anyone ever know of anyone who played that? If you don't know what it is... Google it... I gotta eat my dinner later.
That's gross...So the real winner (the guy that can last the longest) loses...
 

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