I bet this guy gets all the chicks.
Allow me to paraphrase The 40 Year Old Virgin:
This pen spinning dude:You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say, I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial pen spinning master?
Ooooh, do me pen master! I want you to do me cuz you're the pen spinning guy!