This drunk guy picks up a deadly snake...

Amara

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... stupid right? Well yeah. It bites him... as you'd expect. So he puts in a bag and then what? Sticks his hand in the bag and gets bitten another 8 times! That's nine bites from one of the most venomous snakes! Fuck!





Drunk or not, what the hell kind of a moron would go near one... lol!! Brown snakes... ARGH!

Stories like this guy nearly dying and having his arm amputated is why I am scared of snakes! lol.
 
Before anyone starts; no there arent snakes crawling around everywhere in Australia. No we dont all live "bush." No, Ive never seen a snake here. No, he wasnt drunk on Fosters. And yes, this guy is an idiot.
 
Rukas said:
Before anyone starts; no there arent snakes crawling around everywhere in Australia. No we dont all live "bush." No, Ive never seen a snake here. No, he wasnt drunk on Fosters. And yes, this guy is an idiot.

City boy! I have brown snakes in my backyard! But we dont drink Fosters, it's Coopers territory in this state!

(They are crawling all over Australia though, they are everywhere! Well... maybe not in the city but they are... sneaky, creepy, biting, slithering... everywhere).
 
^ actually I remember using that saying as a kid... except replace 'donger' with something more straight forward. lol.
 
saltynuts said:
does it really get as dry as dead dingo's dongers down there?

We got flooded with rain last week, there were evacuations and a lot of flood damage (nothing compered to NO).

But yes, the center of Australia, where very few people live, is dry "as a dead dingos donger," whatever that is...
 
Obvious comment: Duh. Idiot.

Off topic: The image has a side-scrolling bar but click and drag doesn't work. Only the arrows work, but when i use that, upon releasing the mouse button i get linked to imageshack.us. Also a seemingly empty 2 cm. bar to the right of the picture also links you to imageshack.

Weird. Anyone else have this problem?
 
Duke said:
Obvious comment: Duh. Idiot.

Off topic: The image has a side-scrolling bar but click and drag doesn't work. Only the arrows work, but when i use that, upon releasing the mouse button i get linked to imageshack.us. Also a seemingly empty 2 cm. bar to the right of the picture also links you to imageshack.

Weird. Anyone else have this problem?

yes and its very annoying i got like 80 imageshack.us windows open at the same time

and lol @ the friend pouring beer on him while hitting him in the head :p

pz.
 
Duke said:
Obvious comment: Duh. Idiot.

Off topic: The image has a side-scrolling bar but click and drag doesn't work. Only the arrows work, but when i use that, upon releasing the mouse button i get linked to imageshack.us. Also a seemingly empty 2 cm. bar to the right of the picture also links you to imageshack.

Weird. Anyone else have this problem?

ya wtfs up wit that?

neways, wen i was in austrailia wen i was alot younger, visiting my cousins, it was a total rural place, but i still had to check my shoes everytime i put them on, in case of spiders or snakes. And i did see a snake wen i was ther, didnt see ne kangaroos tho :(
 
Duke said:
Obvious comment: Duh. Idiot.

Off topic: The image has a side-scrolling bar but click and drag doesn't work. Only the arrows work, but when i use that, upon releasing the mouse button i get linked to imageshack.us. Also a seemingly empty 2 cm. bar to the right of the picture also links you to imageshack.

Weird. Anyone else have this problem?
I'll try again:

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