There will be no army for Rizzle.

Preach

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I tested THC-positive so i have been sent back and reported to the police, who fined me. Life's a bitch, but at least not an army bitch Hehehehehehehehe.

Oh yea, to the top heads and big kahunas, this means i am ready to become a super-mod, kk, gg. :)
 
Bank Robber said:
so basically, smoke weed and you dont have to join the army over there?
it's "so basically, smoke weed and you get sent back from the army with a spot on your record and a nasty ass fine"

basically, you need a security clearance to be permitted to operate weaponry and communications, among other things, in the army. my squadron is a task force so i would be of little to no use without a clearance. the option was kitchen service, peeling potatoes for a year, or maybe guarding an old cannon from WWII. shit like that.

despite the fact that i was dreading this more than death, the few days i spent there turned my shit upside down - i was actually looking forward to spending a year in the army.

i don't care tho, now i can smoke weed again and eat pizza :)
 
Bank Robber said:
more than likely thats a cover for they dont allow homosexuals
you actually have no idea how much they do allow homosexuals in the norwegian army. 6 months ago, a number of high-ranked officers stepped out of the closet to encourage homosexuals not to be ashamed of their sexual orientation.

beReal said:
nooooooooooo...hes back
fuck you bitch, when i'm a supermod your ass is the first i am banning :D
 
DUB CEE said:
no offense but iirc you are a little chubby right? do you guys have bootcamp there?
lol yea i am :'(

ofc we have boot camp, what, you think they hand us guns and tell us to go out in the world and shoot shit? :)
 
I tested THC-positive so i have been sent back and reported to the police, who fined me. Life's a bitch, but at least not an army bitch Hehehehehehehehe.

lol, nice way 2 get away lol.
 
Rizzle! My heart and mood are lightened by this most joyous news! We must communicate asap so we can work on our Chronic voodoo doll.
 

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