the worst night of my life

Tha_Wood

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tonight was the worst night of my life. what started out as any normal saturady night turned into a sick demented piece of shit. i started drinking at 2 in the arvo, the at about 5 some mates came around and we all drank.

after a while we went onto msn to see if there was anything to do and one of my mates found a party in torquay(bout a 20 min drive away). i was not keen at all on going to this party but my friend promised he wud pay 4 the cab back. so we met up with some other mates and caught a maxi taxi down there. we got into the party no worries, and after about 3 mins i realized that there was about 20 guys and 3 girls, 2 of which looked more man-like than me.

so any way chilled at this shit party for about 4 hours and then talked my mates into catching a cab back. after about an hour later a cab finally turned up, but it wasnt a 5 seater like we asked for and they would not let us catch it. so we had to call a maxi taxi to come and get us.

we told the cab driver to pull over when it got to $50. so as we went to pay we realized that we did not have enough cash so i told my mate to pay using his card. so as he reached into his wallet he has looked up at me and right then i new what had happened, he lost his bank card. so the cab driver had cracked the shits and i made a deal with him we would give him $30 and my phone. so after i got outta the cab i cracked the shits and walked off from my mates and started walking home.

on the way home people were yelling out there car windows at me saying things like "get a house, fagget" and "way to walk cockhead". when i was about halfway home i was contemplating going into the park for a quick snooze but just then one of my other friends who did not come with us pulled up in his car and offered me a lift home, that was the only positive about the night.

now i am going to bed, putting on a porno and im going to pull myself to sleep.

cheers 4 reading
 
that aint a bad night lol. i think most of us experienced a night like this before. the only bad thing about your night is giving your cell phone ot the taxi dude.
 
i found out this morning that if i go to the taxi station in north geelong and pay $24.55 i can get my phone back. i have decided not tho coz i stole it from a cockhead at scholl so i guess it was karma that the cab driver took it.
 
This is more along the lines of something I would tell someone when they ask about an embarrassing moment or something. Not to be mean but this makes you look like a bitch, you had a cabbie hustle you, haha.
 
haha i just wanted to get home, and giving him my phone was better that the other alternative, him taking us to the police station.
 
Or you just get out and run. I'm not proud of it but I've done it, have em stop like a block away from your place then run. I'm pretty sure it is something that happens a lot.
 
Hmmm, I guess just say you're about to throw up, hah at least I know what to do next time.
 

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