so a couple years back i get yet another random IM asking to buy rare tracks from me. well, i declined money, but i stated that i would give the girl ("she" typed in pink and called me baby) a track if she fulfilled my fetish. i revealed that while i hold great disdain for manilla envelopes, white envelopes make my nether regions rock hard. she agreed to our contract for a nudie shot with envelope for an unleaked 2pac song... i reiterated that she had 24 hours to deliver.
mind you, i appreciate manilla and white envelopes the same. i simply wanted to see how far someone would take this, thinking that surely there are no porno pix of chicks with random office supplies...
well, here's the pg version:
this arrived at the 23rd hour. i insisted i needed poster size to make good on our deal, and "she" got very irate. as it turned out, she was a he, and he pimped his girlfriend for a mp3 (hence her slightly withdrawn look).
tee hee. life is what you make it.
mind you, i appreciate manilla and white envelopes the same. i simply wanted to see how far someone would take this, thinking that surely there are no porno pix of chicks with random office supplies...
well, here's the pg version:
this arrived at the 23rd hour. i insisted i needed poster size to make good on our deal, and "she" got very irate. as it turned out, she was a he, and he pimped his girlfriend for a mp3 (hence her slightly withdrawn look).
tee hee. life is what you make it.
