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shattered dreams

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Okay last night, i was talking and i started remembering all the stupid accidents that happened to me when i was a kid.
So i got to thinking, whats everyones stupidest accidents?

Ill start it off, Ive gotten a hand held mixer stuck to my lip, been hit with a cow skull, and got a bike pedal in my back.

Anyone else care to share?
 
I don't even wanna know how you got hit with a cow skull, but I was once stupid enough to hang upside down on the monkey bars with a pair of sweatpants on, and to make a long and painful story short, I landed in the splits and ended up fracturing a bone in my pelvis. I'd say that was a pretty stupid accident
 
When I was really young I was jumping on my bed, fell off of said bed, and then a dresser fell down on my head. (LOLOL TAT RHIM3D)

I still have the scar.
 
my friend accidently threw a HUGE rock on my head when i was 9, 10 years old. I was bleeding like a mofo. Got stitches and shit. I still have a scar on my forehead. :cool:
 
I was racing my sister on a bike years ago. As a sharp turn approached, I decided to speed up and show my sister how it's supposed to be done but my brakes failed and I fell into a pond with my bike. Keep in mind that the pond was about 10 feet down. I flew.

My sister and I came home from school one day. As I walked in the front door, it was my natural reaction to put my hand on the wall and balance myself while I took my shoes off. What I didn't realize was that I had put one of my fingers in the door crack (near the hinge). Keep in mind that the front door was a heavy door and it closed by itself. The pain was nothing like I'd felt before, I couldn't even talk so all I could do was make retarded noise. So there I was screaming "ah aaa ahhh aaaa ahhh" at my sister and she figured that I was telling her to close the door so she pulled (since my finger was holding it open). Luckily, my sister noticed as my scream got louder and opened the door. I'm thankful that I didn't lose my finger.
 
it was exam week during my freshman year of HS. i had no exams that day so i was hanging out at my friends house. just playing around, i stuck my ring finger (why? i don't know) in a loose rollerblade wheel. we tried everything to get it off: lotion, even trying to use the microwave since it would expand in heat (but just in case y'all don't know, the microwave doesn't work when you can't shut the door). eventually we had to go to my dad's coast guard base, where they put the wheel in a vice and sawed it off my finger. hurt like hell.
 
I'd been to a party and had gotten myself pretty drunk and decided to hit back home and get some sleep. My means of transportation was a moped at that time so I rode it home drunk as fuck swinging from side to side on the street until I finally crashed into a lightpole and passed out flat on the street… pretty stupid
 
Just 2 weeks ago, I was working outside, hammering 10 foot long cast-iron rods into the ground (for grounding purposes for a house), and I was using a sledgehammer. Well.. after swinging a sledgehammer thousands of times, a mistake was bound to happen. I hit myself right on the kneecap and I went down. I was laughing and so was my work partner, but the next morning, I sure as fucking wasn't laughing :)
 
I remember it all started on my brotherz first birthday.

I got so jealous that every1 at the party was paying attention to him. And hugging him and giving him giftz and shit. That I got so pissed..and went to my parents room. And in front of every1 I took off my pants and started tugging on my dick so hard..that the next thing I remember was waking up in the emergency room with my parents and all family all next to me. Comforting me n shit. :confused: :mad:
 
^WTF?



I got super glue in my eye tryin to glue some shoes.
I was jumping from this chair to my stairs(i was like 4) and i saw a spider and jumped to hard off the chair and it fell back and my face hit the stairs, i had to go get stitches in my lip. It's supposed to be one of those stitches that go away or whatever but I can still feel it in my lip, its kind of weird.
 
when i was 11 me and some dudes were taking a mattress and laying down on it and sliding down the stairs at my friends house, and i hit my head on the wood floor, i once stuck my finger in my bike chain while riding the bike and crushed my finger, now the white part of the finger nail is uneven and i bled alot. another time we were doing jumps on this ramp with my bicycle and i was like 6, it was a pussy ramp so i put bricks unerneath it so it was wobbly as hell, i went off it and scraped my stomach on shit and i have this long ass scar. when i was 4 i wrapped a string used to adjust the curtains around my neck and jumped off a table, not sure while i did somethign so gay and retarded but i was lucky i didnt die, i lacerated my neck badly though. hmmm jumping off a two story tree house roof with friends, didnt hurt but lookign back on it i could ahve broken bones. still probably do it again though.

attemting to play car hockey with the older kids when i was 9 was pretty dumb to. thats when one person drives a car down the street and the other dives in front of the car and tries to land where they wotn get run over, like between the wheels.
 
-when i was a baby, i burned my foot with a iron.

-i was riding bike down a hill and my grandfather arrived in his 60s mustang. he opened the door and i hit it and flew over :D

-i was riding my bike popping wheelies and on one of them i pedaled too hard so the bike wobbled and fell sideways. i landed over the handlebars.

-i was riding my minibike, running from the cops (the little motorcycles are illegal) so when i hit a turn i clipped a car and cut my knee and broke a peg.

-i fell down the stairs once in school. only a couple though
 
It's not stupid cause I hurt myself, it's more stupid because what I did.

Long story short. My bro got a bad cut over his eye, which was my fault cause I threw him off a bed, into the sharp corner of a table. He got stiches, and the next day, he pissed me off, so I punched him in the same spot and made it even bigger. lol.

Only time I really ever hurt him bad, all the other times, I got the pain.

:laugh:

Now something stupid I did to myself? Hmm, stapled my hand numerous times in a row. I wanted to see if it would hurt. Boy, did it hurt....
 
I got my thumb stuck in a chair when I was in 2nd grade, had to saw the chair to get me out. Chairs: 1, Mechman: 0

And I was playing in the woods with my friends in the 6th grade. I ran down this steep hill and said to follow. My friends didn't listen and stayed at the top of the hill, and they decided to throw rocks at me. So I ducked behind a tree as my buddies were hurling rocks at me from around 50 feet away and up a steep hill, so the rocks were going pretty fast. I stuck my head out from behind the tree, and a big ass rock, must have been 7 inches wide, hits me right on the top of my head. Knocked me out, and I had to go to the hospital to get my head reassembled. Luckily, I escaped without too much brain damafdsajkage. Nature: 1, Mechman: 0

And there was the time when I was 6 and I accidently broke my brothers nose. We were playing baseball in the backyard with my dad, I was batting, he was pitching, and my brother was catching. My brother was 3, and he decides to run behind me when I'm in midswing because "he wanted to play outfield instead". And my backswing just clotheslines him right on the bridge of the nose.
 
i was once sat on the top bunk slidin off but i slid too fast and hit my ass bone on the steel frame of the other bed below, couldn't walk for a week :angry:

this other time i was stood on a the back rest of a chair against a wall tryin to make slidy thing with cotton from the top corner to the floor so my turtle figures could slide down there but the chair slipped i fell wrist first like upside down on to the floor n broke my wrist, told my dad i was asleep on the top bunk n rolled off, this was like when i was 8, told him like 3 years ago what really happened :laugh:

this shit reminds of me of my friend who were playin on a skate board like kneeled down on it pushing himself real fast on the road then hit a small like brick, well the brick got caught in the wheel bar whateva it is the board came to an abrubt halt he went flyin n smashed his front 2 teeth on the concrete, yep he broke em both in half and had to have caps, i witnessed it all the screamin, the blood, the everthing :)
 
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