The Street Hop Movie

[ill-matic]

street hop would make a great movie. have a few people, from around the world, sitting and typing in front of their pc's. what could be better?






But who could play who?

Pittsey - Hugh Grant. the bumbling british guy with the accent. trying to charm everyone. goddamn him.

SiGh - jackie chan. why? apparantly he's old, and we all know he's asian. perfect.

Rukas - robert de niro. badass. boss nigga.

Sebastian - tom cruise. why? you think you're all smart and cool. but no one likes you

Preach - just throw in George Costanza.

k69atie - jessica simpson.

Tha Wood - adam sandler.

SicC - the texas chainsaw massacre guy

EDouble - some random crack head

Hizzle - Jim Carrey cos you one crazey mofucker.


add on.

 

[Rahim]

ill be the guy wearing the getup from the movie scream...but instead of carrying a knife around ill hand out streethop flyers.




lmao

 

[Sebastian]

Sebastian - tom cruise. why? you think you're all smart and cool. but no one likes you

Someone please tell me this is not true....

 

[Rahim]

Someone please tell me this is not true....

be quiet Tom Cruise.

 

[Sebastian]

Lately he was in Berlin to shoot a movie about the nazi regime or something. So i think its the adequate actor for me. Good choice Ill.

 

[Casey]

LOL @ Tom Cruise. So true.

Evan Ross could play me, if he grew his hair long.

I've never seen any of his movies, but he one if Diana Ross's sons and was in some flick called ATL with T.I.

 

[hizzle?]

No no... I'm not at all like Carrey... Forget it, I'm not like him at all...

I have no idea who's like me honestly... A few of my friends told me that I'm like that crazy white guy on Wildn Out... Mikey something. He's funny as fuck though.

 

[Eric]

Denzel would probably play me.

 

[S O F I]

^lmao.

anyway, Edward Norton came to mind. I don't know. In his 25th hour performance.

 

[SiGh]

SiGh - jackie chan. why? apparantly he's old, and we all know he's asian. perfect.

35 is not old bitch. PLus Jay-z said it himself, 30s is the new 20s.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Pretty much any bald headed mexican can play me.

 

[S O F I]

Pretty much any bald headed mexican can play me.

Truest shit you ever said on this board.

 

[masta247]

I want Jet Li to play me.

I'm caucasian but I'd kick all your asses in the movie

 

[Tha_Wood]

SicC - Billy Bob Thornton.

also i think Adam Sandler is a bit to classy for me. Seth Rogen would be better fitted for me.

 

[Rukas]

Pretty much any bald headed mexican can play me.

Apparently, same, lol.

 

[Flipmo]

Lately he was in Berlin to shoot a movie about the nazi regime or something. So i think its the adequate actor for me. Good choice Ill.

It's about Claus von Stauffenberg, a great man. You are more like the person he tried to assassinate.

 

[k69atie]

Jessica simpson - cool she's hot!

 

[Pittsey]

Sebastian - tom cruise. why? you think you're all smart and cool. but no one likes you

lol..

 

[Snowman]

Denzel would probably play me.

yeah right...more like Jamie Kennedy

 

[S. Fourteen]

Can you imagine all the 50 Cent and Google product placement in this movie? Besides, too many bloated egos - the studio will never greenlight a movie with the total actor salary of $2 Billion (US). If those suits come to me, I'm going to demand 10% of the domestic and international boxoffice revenue.