The Secret is revealed....

[PaulyPac]

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[S. Fourteen]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

a fucking Neanderthal

 

[dillaxx]

Or you could slap her everytime she gets out of line. Buy a dog choke collar, and whenever she acts up, pull out the leash and correct her. She'll experience true happiness every second of the day, because she won't fuck up and she won't be beaten for it.

Misogynist? Nah, but women have it too easy these days.

 

[PaulyPac]

a fucking neanderthal

stfu cunt

 

[S. Fourteen]

Sorry Pauly, you are simply not her type - BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING NEANDERTHAL!

I have simplified the list for you

1. COMPANION (friend, lover, brother, father, master, good listener, sympathetic, warm, tender, true, compassionate, give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, not stress her out, give her lots of attention, give her lots of time especially time for herself, give her lots of space )

2. INTELLIGENT (sexologist, gynaecologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, healer, understanding, attentive, tolerant, prudent

3. STRONG ( pest exterminator, athletic, gallant, capable, ambitious, courageous, determined, dependable, passionate, be very rich, not look at other girls(lol) )

4. CREATIVE (funny, chef, electrician, carpenter, plumber, mechanic, decorator, stylist)

5. ORGANIZER ( very clean, Never to forget birthdays, etc.

call it the CISCO RULE

 

[PaulyPac]

Very funny

 

[S O F I]

lol @ chef under creative.

Self-indulgent much..

 

[S. Fourteen]

hey buster

as you noticed, i put electrician and plumber in the same category. when I thought about it, I imagined a man being creative and fixing things or creating something for his companion. not so much to do with career choices.

 

[S O F I]

me hit nerve? yay.

 

[S. Fourteen]

not at all - in fact, I was expecting a guy named S O F I to come into this thread and mention the inclusion of the title chef in the category of creative.

Because, as we all know, it's either sushi or alcoholic with this one.

 

[S O F I]

me hit nerve? yay.

:love:

 

[S. Fourteen]

See, that sort of peskiness gets on my nerves. SO BACK DOWN. BEYOTCH!!

 

[S O F I]

See, that sort of peskiness gets on my nerves. SO BACK DOWN. BEYOTCH!!

lol ok. don't growl, jeez. are you on aim/msn?

 

[S. Fourteen]

i SAID BACK THE FUCK DOWN

 

[PaulyPac]

i SAID BACK THE FUCK DOWN

:nuts:

 

[S O F I]

i SAID BACK THE FUCK DOWN

If you capitalized the i, it would have looked like this:

I Said Back The Fuck Down


but you knew that.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Cats and dogs are really cute, but remember that they'll eat your rotting corpse if hungry enough.