A Dallas taxi driver has landed in it - after being accused of sprinkling dried poo on shop food.
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is on trial for allegedly throwing dried faeces on pastries at a Fiest grocery store in the city.
Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.
Officers also claim to have found a pile of excrement by his bed.
It is claimed he would dry the faeces, either using a microwave or just letting it sit out in his room.
Nahidmobarekeh is then accused of grating up the dried poo and sprinkling it on items at the store.
The lawyers involved in the trial are not sure of the exact motive behind the alleged attacks.
The FBI arrested the suspect, but turned him over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.
