The Official I'm Bored And I'll Listen To Your Problems And Find A Solution

[LilShOrtiE485]

Ok _carmi I have a problem I wanna have a booty like Beyonce's or close to hers but I dont know how! Help please

Oh....and are legs that are hard good???

 

[TraynAllDay]

how u suposed to do good for the world sittin on a message board complainin

Trust me, as I'm typing this I'm feeding 12 hungry children. And giving them basketballs.

 

[Big Flipp]

Ok _carmi I have a problem I wanna have a booty like Beyonce's or close to hers but I dont know how! Help please

Oh....and are legs that are hard good???

You live in california two words. Plastic Surgery

 

[Saint33]

*looks at user cp and sees no rep* :fury: the least you could do was actually rep me lol

i was gettin to it, jeez, impatient

 

[TraynAllDay]

Ok _carmi I have a problem I wanna have a booty like Beyonce's or close to hers but I dont know how! Help please

Oh....and are legs that are hard good???

If it's muscular hardness as opposed to skinny boney hardness.

 

[_carmi]

Ok _carmi I have a problem I wanna have a booty like Beyonce's or close to hers but I dont know how! Help please

Oh....and are legs that are hard good???

if its really not in ur genes, well u can always do plastic surgery. but try first to do training. but ur still young, u have time still. ur gonna grow more. till then, just try not eat too much fastfood. fastfood is not good for ur health, neither for ur booty.

 

[S. Fourteen]

i'm trying to masturbate with a banana peel but i cant get the warmth of the peel right. how long do i nuke it in the microwave to attain the right temperature?

thanks in advance.

 

[THA_DAN]

^^lol u fuckin e-tard

 

[Big Flipp]

i'm trying to masturbate with a banana peel but i cant get the warmth of the peel right. how long do i nuke it in the microwave to attain the right temperature?

thanks in advance.

Okay, you are making two big mistakes. First you need a plantain not a banana and second you have to set the microwave to defrost not cook. Put it on for three minutes and it will feel like you are fucking a hooker from the rainforest.

 

[TraynAllDay]

i'm trying to masturbate with a banana peel but i cant get the warmth of the peel right. how long do i nuke it in the microwave to attain the right temperature?

thanks in advance.

You're doing it all wrong. You gotta use honey-coated kiwi skins. the perfect warmth is attained after seconds of use, no microwave needed.

 

[Diaz]

i'm trying to masturbate with a banana peel but i cant get the warmth of the peel right. how long do i nuke it in the microwave to attain the right temperature?

thanks in advance.

The watermelon in the stove tactic works better.

 

[Saint33]

my problem is that all the other saints and angels at school make fun of me cuz i havent grown my wings yet and my halo falls down a lot. I tryed kickin ther asses, but they jus flew in the air and dropped things on me. Ne help?

 

[Big Flipp]

my problem is that all the other saints and angels at school make fun of me cuz i havent grown my wings yet and my halo falls down a lot. I tryed kickin ther asses, but they jus flew in the air and dropped things on me. Ne help?

Go find a depressed business man about to jump off a bridge and show him how he is needed and what life would be like without him, convince him not to jump and you shall hear a bell right and then my friend you will have your wings.

 

[TraynAllDay]

my problem is that all the other saints and angels at school make fun of me cuz i havent grown my wings yet and my halo falls down a lot. I tryed kickin ther asses, but they jus flew in the air and dropped things on me. Ne help?

This is a difficult matter you're dealing with. Somethimes there are late bloomers, other times it is the goodness of the angel. Try giving away something you treasure to someone and I bet you your halo tips upward quickly.

 

[_carmi]

my problem is that all the other saints and angels at school make fun of me cuz i havent grown my wings yet and my halo falls down a lot. I tryed kickin ther asses, but they jus flew in the air and dropped things on me. Ne help?

rep me and ur wings will grow.

 

[Saint33]

i wud but i hav to disperse my reps more,

 

[_carmi]

i wud but i hav to disperse my reps more,

sucks to be you then. you'll die with no wings

 

[Saint33]

sucks to be you then. you'll die with no wings

goes to show wut u no

im a saint, im awredy dead

 

[_carmi]

goes to show wut u no

im a saint, im awredy dead

ahh whatever lol

 

[PuffnScruff]

Can't remember the last time i was bored. Had to be some high school class or waiting in some dumb ass line. BUT, to solve a problem of mine... How do you make your bills pay themselves?

Invest your money in the company , buy stocks, and make money off the company use that to pay your bills